What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ BokerTov ↓

Sun, Feb 13 2022, 7:41 am

If you ended up with a husband
And really wanted a wife?

Mom/Bubby/Morah ↓

Sun, Feb 13 2022, 9:20 am

ISO sterling silver kiddish cup

Ok, but don’t tell - it’s hidden in Binyamin’s sack.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Feb 13 2022, 9:48 am

How does the Mockingbird Double compare to Uppababy duo

1. Double stroller MOCKINGBIRD Y UPPABABY Y
2. Inspired song covered by many popular artists MOCKINGBIRD Y UPPABABY N

↑ BokerTov ↓

Sun, Feb 13 2022, 11:21 am

Mouse verse rat
Verse?
“Which one’s the lesser of the 2 evil?
Let’s kick them out with the shteevle.”

↑ WitchKitty ↓

Mon, Feb 14 2022, 2:19 am

4 year old keeps saying he wants to kill his little sister

Dear God:
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool!
Eugene

Dear God:
Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
Norma

Dear God:
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you have now?
Jane

Dear God:
Who draws the lines around the countries?
Nan

Dear God:
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
Katy

Dear God:
Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Alex

Dear God:
It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway.
Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am)

Dear God:
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Ryan

Dear God:
If we come back as something, please don't let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her.
John

Dear God:
I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.
Sam

Dear God:
I think about you sometimes, even when I'm not praying.
Elliott

Dear God:
I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.
George

Dear God:
Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.
Michael

Dear God:
My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn't sound right. They are just kidding, aren't they?
Christopher

Dear God:
If you watch me in church Sunday, I'll show you my new shoes.
Cathy

Dear God:
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School, we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
Sincerely, Courtney

Dear God:
I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already.
Charles

Dear God:
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with me and my brother.
Larry