What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ DrMom ↓

Sat, Jan 08 2022, 12:29 pm

What increases your chance of getting a Toms River house?

Studies have shown that one can significantly increase one's chance of getting a Toms River house by:

(1) having a lot of money
AND
(2) approaching a Toms River realtor and saying, "I'd like to buy a house here. Can you help me find something?"

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Sat, Jan 08 2022, 2:12 pm

What is your main takeaway?

Usually pizza, but sometimes Chinese or sushi. B'H we have a lot of kosher options here. 🍕

↑ 4g01o ↓

Sat, Jan 08 2022, 2:19 pm

Frum couple "smelled", kicked off plane

Oh good I'm glad that I can't get kicked off the plane! I still haven't gotten my smell back since having covid.

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Sat, Jan 08 2022, 2:29 pm

Recipe for very small chulent?

10 beans
5 grains of barley
1/4 of a small potato (or two french fries.)
1 gram of beef
1 tsp of BBQ sauce

Petite bon appétit!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Jan 09 2022, 4:42 pm

Kartrite winter vacay

Guess Ben and boys need a break from Ponderosa?

↑ cuties' mom ↓

Sun, Jan 09 2022, 6:24 pm

Useless nausea pills threw up can I take again
I'm sorry that your pills aren't feeling well. I don't advise taking them unless they're cleaned really well. You may want to take new pills from the same bottle

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Mon, Jan 10 2022, 1:50 am

Do I have Covid?
Uh, excuse me? Do I look like a stick that goes up till your brain?
-No, I’m not a PCR or rapid antigen test...

~Refuah sheleima for whatever it is

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Jan 11 2022, 7:36 am

Treff mesivta
Why would you send your kid to a tref mesivta? Isn't there a kosher one near you?

↑ boysrus ↓

Tue, Jan 11 2022, 12:34 pm

do I have covid?

I dont know.

am I pregnant? (thats usually the question everyone asks around here!)

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Jan 11 2022, 2:10 pm

Fish tank upkeep- please help
No way. Your tank, your job.

↑ BatyaEsther ↓

Tue, Jan 11 2022, 6:59 pm

Under The Lakewood forum
Hi Can I know if an area is a jewish settlement

Lakewood is now like Yehuda V’Shomron

↑ BokerTov ↓

Tue, Jan 11 2022, 10:43 pm

Anyone handy? Chair leg came off!

I am. What’s your address? I’ll be right over.

Aurora ↓

Tue, Jan 11 2022, 10:49 pm

"Help me stick to it"

Either Elmer's glue or duck tape may help

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Jan 12 2022, 9:15 am

Crookshanks baby Target haul

Crookshanks, I say this out of deep love and respect.
You need to keep better tabs on the kid.
Hugs! Hatzlacha!

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Wed, Jan 12 2022, 11:32 am

2 faced parent
Yup, that’s me. I use that line my teachers often said about having eyes in the back.
That said, I don’t have a nose and mouth on both sides.