What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ Java ↓

Thu, Dec 23 2021, 5:28 pm

"I killed my wife"
um.

↑ BokerTov ↓

Thu, Dec 23 2021, 7:11 pm

Anyone sent your son to Camp Lemala?

Mine preferred to go to Camp Tzigela

(my apologies to none Yiddish speakers)

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Thu, Dec 23 2021, 11:25 pm

Am I still contagious

Considering the fact this thread was started on June 2, 2020 and it is now 18 months and 22 days later- yes, לכל הדעות even the most stringent שיטות will deem you to be safe. But, that is only if you didn’t eat chocolate. If you did, you may have to start quarantine all over again.

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Thu, Dec 23 2021, 11:42 pm

Baby names
Help!!!

Nope, not a good idea. I can just see some weird scenarios were your child can end up having some uncomfortable moments where he/she* thinks they’re being summoned.

*are you considering this name for a girl or boy?

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Sat, Dec 25 2021, 9:34 am

Infants
How many naps?

When you have an infant, you need to take as many naps as your baby will let you.

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Sun, Dec 26 2021, 5:01 am

Children's Health
Immature child...

Redundant title is redundant.

synthy ↓

Sun, Dec 26 2021, 12:48 pm

How hard do you push your kids?
Until I get a third degree tear and they finally come out.

DreamerForever ↓

Sun, Dec 26 2021, 3:33 pm

synthy wrote:

How hard do you push your kids?
Until I get a third degree tear and they finally come out.

Lol

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Tue, Dec 28 2021, 5:34 am

Nauseous. Help.

Throw up. You're welcome.

↑ BokerTov ↓

Tue, Dec 28 2021, 6:19 am

Ready to pull trigger and get the girls lifted

You must be controlling the most fun ride in the amusement park. Just make sure the girls are wearing theirs seat belts before you pull that trigger.

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Dec 28 2021, 8:45 am

Dating girls and their parents - what do you want to know?

Dating the girls AND their parents? Hello Mrs. Robinson...

↑ sequoia ↓

Tue, Dec 28 2021, 9:37 am

Dating girls and their parents — what do you want to know?

I already know bi/kinky/poly people, but this may be too much even for them!

↑ BrisketBoss ↓

Tue, Dec 28 2021, 9:40 am

Adult Psychiatrist

Oh but they're so much more fun before they grow up and earn their degrees.

↑ cuties' mom ↓

Tue, Dec 28 2021, 9:56 am

under reading room
dinner ideas for a crowd

That doesn't sound like the type of book I would enjoy reading. I'll never understand how people read cookbooks for fun.

↑ BrisketBoss ↓

Tue, Dec 28 2021, 3:06 pm

1800 NYPD workers test positive for covid

They had COVID in 1800?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Dec 28 2021, 3:26 pm

If you're yeshivish

and you know it clap your hands!

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Wed, Dec 29 2021, 8:00 am

I put tomatoes in the freezer

Are they for throwing? Please don’t let me be the victim 🙈 ouch

↑ BokerTov ↓

Wed, Dec 29 2021, 8:01 am

I put tomatoes in the freezer

You might as well throw frozen tomatoes huh? It will have a stronger impact than soft ones.

↑ BokerTov ↓

Wed, Dec 29 2021, 8:01 am

Sunny Days wrote:

I put tomatoes in the freezer

Are they for throwing? Please don’t let me be the victim 🙈 ouch

This is really funny. We cross posted. 2 great minds think alike.

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Wed, Dec 29 2021, 8:01 am

BrisketBoss wrote:

1800 NYPD workers test positive for covid

They had COVID in 1800?

And here I thought it was a new phone number 🤷‍♀️