What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

fbc

Mon, Oct 18 2021, 4:37 pm

"bassinet for babysitter"

Uh, I don't think your babysitter will fit in a bassinet! And I wouldn't want her sleeping while watching my child!

↑ scruffy ↓

Tue, Oct 19 2021, 5:11 am

Biden secretly flying aliens to NY

I'm picturing green ones with three eyes in Flying Saucer One

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Oct 19 2021, 5:25 am

scruffy wrote:

Biden secretly flying aliens to NY

I'm picturing green ones with three eyes in Flying Saucer One

As opposed to? What else could it possibly mean?
Seriously, who wouldn't react as you so wonderfully descriptively did?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Oct 19 2021, 6:18 am

Former Soviet Union Advice for Labor ;-)

Be a laborer, not a member of the proletariat.
(B'shaa tova!)

↑ cuties' mom ↓

Tue, Oct 19 2021, 10:14 am

Taxes. I don't get it. Help
I don't get taxes either. I'm pretty sure only the government gets taxes.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Oct 19 2021, 3:06 pm

Chess display
Make sure to enunciate that very very carefully.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Oct 19 2021, 4:27 pm

What are good Cd storage options?
Cadmium is highly toxic and can cause cancer, among other health problems. You don't want to store it anywhere in your home. Contact your local HazMat agency to find out how to safely dispose of it.

Happydance

Tue, Oct 19 2021, 6:51 pm

“In bed with COVID”

I think the vaxx companies and Joe Biden are “lying in bed with COVID”. OP is probably also getting some under the table payback from the COVID pandemic

↑ Elfrida ↓

Wed, Oct 20 2021, 2:34 am

Sudden wealth, did it change you?

I'm still waiting for the chance to find out. 🙁

If you want to make me suddenly wealthy, I'll promise to keep a journal to track the effects, and report to you regularly!

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Oct 20 2021, 2:04 pm

Trying to hide pregnancy and simcha clothing

No need to hide your infrequently-used clothing. Your regular closet is fine as long as there's enough space for the things you wear all the time.

↑ cuties' mom ↓

Wed, Oct 20 2021, 2:19 pm

Are kallahs really getting fur coats when they get married?
"And although it may be June and the heat will make you swoon
Make sure to buy your wife a real nice fur"

↑ boysrus ↓

Wed, Oct 20 2021, 4:06 pm

What do you think about Kaila (in baby names but of course I didnt notice that)

well I think she's a really nice lady! why do you ask?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Oct 20 2021, 5:34 pm

Down alternative blanket

https://www.etsy.com/market/up_pixar_blanket
https://www.madhooker.com/up-blanket-set/

Google is your friend.

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Thu, Oct 21 2021, 4:37 am

Toddler Boy Wedding Outfit Ideas

How many times do we have to tell you? Your kids are too young to get married!

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Thu, Oct 21 2021, 7:58 am

How do men call their female workmates?

Usually with a telephone. Occasionally they may just stand up and yell "Hey, you!"

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Thu, Oct 21 2021, 2:40 pm

Can I fit an island in my kitchen?

I don't know. Is your kitchen as big as an ocean?

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Thu, Oct 21 2021, 2:41 pm

Are you honest about this?

Do you expect me to answer this honestly? Hiding

↑ sequoia ↓

Thu, Oct 21 2021, 2:45 pm

Elfrida wrote:

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Thu, Oct 21 2021, 3:07 pm

FranticFrummie wrote:

How do men call their female workmates?

Usually with a telephone. Occasionally they may just stand up and yell "Hey, you!"

Non jewish music video called "say my name" Some may consider it not appropriate. Viewer discretion is advised

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↑ Living Princess ↓

Thu, Oct 21 2021, 3:13 pm

Unborn child learning Torah in the womb

Did you actually see that on the ultrasound? Amazing!!