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mommy3b2c ↓

Wed, Sep 01 2021, 8:10 pm

steak4me wrote:

Who the head of the police fish force is.

Fishel!

All calls come to him! Shark attack!
Swim away doodooodooo

I can’t even begin to imagine what a special shark he must be.

↑ steak4me

Wed, Sep 01 2021, 8:10 pm

What kind of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.

What did a shark eat with its peanut butter sandwich?
A jellyfish.

Why did the fish get bad grades?
Because it was below sea level.

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Something with a good tune-a!

How do shellfish get to the hospital?
In a clambulance.

What did the shark say after eating a clownfish?
That tasted a little bit funny!

What do whales have for dinner?
They eat fish and ships.

What does every fisherman want?
A gillfriend.

What do you call a fish with two legs?
A two-knee fish.

How did the oyster manage to hide from the fish?
Clamouflage!

What did one fish say to the other?
Keep your mouth shut and you won’t get caught.

Why are fish so easy to weigh?
Because they have their own scales.

A little fish walks into a bar. The bartender asks the fish “What can I get you?”
The little fish replies (gasping) “Water! I need water!”

Crookshanks

Wed, Sep 01 2021, 9:44 pm

steak4me wrote:

A little fish walks into a bar. The bartender asks the fish “What can I get you?”
The little fish replies (gasping) “Water! I need water!”

Omg I'm dying of laughter! The first joke tonight that I actually understand...