What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ imasinger ↓

Mon, May 31 2021, 11:45 pm

Camp Bais Yaakov, what do girls sleep in?

When my DD went there, they slept in bunks.

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Tue, Jun 01 2021, 6:54 am

imasinger wrote:

Camp Bais Yaakov, what do girls sleep in?

When my DD went there, they slept in bunks.

Cabins, sleeping bags, ...

Wait, are we playing Jeopardy? GOOD ANSWER, GOOD ANSWER! Very Happy

↑ chanatron1000 ↓

Tue, Jun 01 2021, 6:03 pm

"Dentist taking liberty"

It's a red flag if a dentist or other professional takes too many liberties.

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Wed, Jun 02 2021, 5:01 pm

What's your favorite cream for eczema?

Ice cream

It takes your mind off of the itching. Very Happy

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Jun 02 2021, 8:05 pm

Making a sheitl lighter?

No need. If you wish to burn your sheitel, a long match or candle will work fine, provided you first soak the sheitel in a flammable liquid.

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Jun 03 2021, 4:49 pm

Why is my chicken soup
Because you boiled it in a pot full of water for several hours. If you wanted your chicken to be the main course, you should have added only enough water to keep it from drying out and sticking to the bottom of the pot.

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Jun 03 2021, 4:51 pm

making a wedding all by myself
Nice try, but you also need at least a chosson and two witnesses. a mesader kiddushin would help, too.

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Thu, Jun 03 2021, 11:08 pm

How much am I worth?

It depends on what tribe you come from, and your social status.

2 cows
3 sheep
4 goats
and one copper kettle

That's about the going rate for women these days. If your father has yichus (is chief of the tribe) then you might also be worth a couple extra donkeys.

↑ zaq ↓

Fri, Jun 04 2021, 7:25 am

How to avoid sheitel smelling of outdoors and sweat
Wear a tichel or hat

↑ scruffy ↓

Sun, Jun 06 2021, 5:02 pm

Going out in a snood

We've already gotten rid of the shidduch pictures, the new initiative is to encourage all single girls to go on dates wearing snoods...

After all we cover our hair to show that we are married and your husband will never ever see it anyway. So it would be a false attraction to wear your hair out on a date.

↑ banana123 ↓

Mon, Jun 07 2021, 4:46 pm

Are you pro-vax or anti-vax

I'm anti-stupid.

chili-n-cholent

Mon, Jun 07 2021, 5:00 pm

Second daughter marrying first
I thought that was against Halacha, and why would you advertise such a horrible thing in pride month when all those threads got locked?!?

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Jun 07 2021, 7:59 pm

Hints from a cheating dh
I thought this was going to be one of those nauseating posts advising women that if they would only be Julia Child in the kitchen, Laura Doyle in the living room and Debbie Does Dallas in the bedroom, their dh would never, ever stray.

↑ NotLazySusan ↓

Mon, Jun 07 2021, 8:44 pm

chili-n-cholent wrote:

Second daughter marrying first
I thought that was against Halacha, and why would you advertise such a horrible thing in pride month when all those threads got locked?!?

Would you allow 11 year old girl sleep with 14 year old isn’t much better…