True or False | Imamother

↑ simcha4 ↓

Wed, May 05 2021, 7:18 am

singleagain wrote:

True. I tell myself I'll go in the AM

Tpbm likes dad jokes

False. I like all sorts of jokes if they are clean.
Oh, hey! I don't like mother-in-law jokes.

TPBM likes to make people happy.

↑ singleagain ↓

Wed, May 05 2021, 7:32 am

simcha4 wrote:

False. I like all sorts of jokes if they are clean.
Oh, hey! I don't like mother-in-law jokes.

TPBM likes to make people happy.

Do you like puns.. that's what I meant by dad jokes. There's a style of joke called dad jokes. It is mostly puns. Example: what did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's pop-corn?

Yes. I do. Especially when it's so easy for me to do.

Tpbm has blue eyes.

↑ simcha4 ↓

Wed, May 05 2021, 7:36 am

singleagain wrote:

Oh, didn't know that. Thanks for explaining. But, why are they coined - dad jokes?
Yes, I like puns very much.

False.

TPBM has dimples in her cheeks.

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↑ singleagain ↓

Wed, May 05 2021, 7:43 am

I believe they are called dad jokes. Bc stereotypically only dad's tell them and find them funny.

Another type of dad joke.. not told, but if a kid comes down and says to his dad "I'm hungry" the dad says "hi hungry I'm dad"

And there's this classic conversation which reportedly happened:
"911, what's your emergency?"
"My wife is in labor"
"Ok calm down sir, Is this her first child?"
"No this is her husband"

From wikipedia
While the exact origin of the term dad joke is unknown, a writer for the Gettysburg Times wrote an impassioned defence of the genre in June 1987 under the headline "Don't ban the 'Dad' jokes; preserve and revere them".[4] The term "dad jokes" received mentions in the American sitcom How I Met Your Mother in 2008[5] and the Australian quiz show Spicks and Specks in 2009.[6] In September 2019, Merriam-Webster added dad joke to the dictionary.[7]

And no I don't have dimples.

Tpbm can quirk an eyebrow

↑ simcha4 ↓

Wed, May 05 2021, 7:49 am

singleagain wrote:

Thanks so much for taking the time to explain.

I like the 911 joke Very Happy

No, I can't quirk an eyebrow.

TPBM likes to host parties for friends?

↑ singleagain ↓

Wed, May 05 2021, 8:04 am

I do and don't. I do bc it's kinda fun to organize and help out and stuff. But I don't bc it can take a lot of energy and I only have so much energy to give. If I'm not doing it alone. That's the best

Tpbm always showers in the same order ... Like first your wash your hair then your face then you move down the body. Or whatever... But it's the same way each time

↑ singleagain ↓

Wed, May 05 2021, 9:37 am

Avraham Fried
Mordachai Ben David
Ira Heller
Oif Simchas

It was in Madison Square Gardens.

I was 12. And I was actually in the video they made for ohel, and showed at the concert.

No but I have a nice stack to look at

Tpbm knows yiddish and can tell me what the avraham Fried's song nisht gedaiget is about.

↑ simcha4 ↓

Wed, May 05 2021, 11:11 am

singleagain wrote:

There's a halacha that one should wash their head first b/c one's head is the most important - chashuv, of all one's limbs and body.

↑ singleagain ↓

Wed, May 05 2021, 11:15 am

simcha4 wrote:

There's a halacha that one should wash their head first b/c one's head is the most important - chashuv, of all one's limbs and body.

I never knew that... Interesting.

↑ simcha4 ↓

Wed, May 05 2021, 11:20 am

[quote="singleagain"]Avraham Fried
Mordachai Ben David
Ira Heller
Oif Simchas

It was in Madison Square Gardens.

I was 12. And I was actually in the video they made for ohel, and showed at the concert.[quote]

Was that the one where Ira Heller sings a heartrendingly beautiful song in English that he composed about his daughter who is sick, r"l? He played the piano while singing it. If I remember right the song is called - "My Little One."

I didn't attend the concert, I do not live in the U.S., but I heard the song years later, and ever since I've reheard it many times. It's so very heartfelt.

↑ singleagain ↓

Wed, May 05 2021, 11:29 am

[quote="simcha4"][quote="singleagain"]Avraham Fried
Mordachai Ben David
Ira Heller
Oif Simchas

It was in Madison Square Gardens.

I was 12. And I was actually in the video they made for ohel, and showed at the concert.

Quote:

Was that the one where Ira Heller sings a heartrendingly beautiful song in English that he composed about his daughter who is sick, r"l? He played the piano while singing it. If I remember right the song is called - "My Little One."

I didn't attend the concert, I do not live in the U.S., but I heard the song years later, and ever since I've reheard it many times. It's so very heartfelt.

Yes. That was a song about the occasion of her birth. She was unfortunately nifteress about a year ago I think...