What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

Elfrida ↓

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 4:40 pm

NotLazySusan wrote:

What’s the storm story

Once upon a time there was a storm....

It was a dark and stormy night. Three men were sitting in the cabin. The Captain said to the First Mate, 'Tell me a story!'
The First Mate began, 'It was a dark and stormy night...'

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 4:50 pm

Life hacks to not clean all day

#1: Don't clean all day.

My pleasure. Anytime.

↑ NotLazySusan ↓

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 6:56 pm

Elfrida wrote:

It was a dark and stormy night. Three men were sitting in the cabin. The Captain said to the First Mate, 'Tell me a story!'
The First Mate began, 'It was a dark and stormy night...'

Yours is way better!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Dec 17 2020, 8:54 am

Tell me about palm tights

Like this?
https://www.etsy.com/market/fingerless_gloves

And for literary types try these:
https://storiarts.com/collections/gloves

↑ ExtraCredit ↓

Thu, Dec 17 2020, 11:45 am

Nursing with r bulka

That thread was bumped and I think we commented on it already but once again I read it as burka. It must be complicated to nurse while wearing one.
Then I noticed the r for rabbi? Do you nurse with a rabbi around or what?
So confused! Can't Believe It

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Thu, Dec 17 2020, 3:23 pm

Therapist takes new patients from home

I hope she sends them back home when she's done with them.

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Dec 17 2020, 3:34 pm

FranticFrummie wrote:

Therapist takes new patients from home

I hope she sends them back home when she's done with them.

↑ Elfrida ↓

Thu, Dec 17 2020, 7:27 pm

Do any of you think...?

On balance, the evidence would appear to be against it.

↑ WitchKitty ↓

Fri, Dec 18 2020, 7:27 am

Not a reaction to the title but to the thread itself, which is too serious to post this:

Am I evil?
My wife and I have never once considered divorce. Murder, yes, but never divorce.

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Fri, Dec 18 2020, 8:02 am

How do you make decisions when DH and you disagree

We flip the baby in the air, and call heads or tails before he lands.

↑ zaq ↓

Fri, Dec 18 2020, 11:41 am

What’s the earliest your DD got her period?

two o'clock in the morning

↑ zaq ↓

Fri, Dec 18 2020, 11:44 am

Energy suckers

Less messy than energy drinks and they last longer than energy bars.

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Sat, Dec 19 2020, 11:26 am

Strange men

I find most men to be strange. What's your point?

↑ ExtraCredit ↓

Sat, Dec 19 2020, 6:00 pm

DARLING SON’S SHOES DROWNING

I’ll dispatch the lifesaving boat at once!

↑ ExtraCredit ↓

Sat, Dec 19 2020, 6:04 pm

What made you think you were pregnant?

I was sure I was just fat all these months until one day I felt a kick.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sat, Dec 19 2020, 9:52 pm

7am footmuff

Wouldn't you find that kind of thing on 6pm? (Maybe 7am's what the website's called in Australia?)

↑ MangoSmoothie

Sat, Dec 19 2020, 11:50 pm

Toddler boy march wedding HELP

Um, not sure how to say this nicely, but that is a bit young...

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Sun, Dec 20 2020, 1:43 am

Stomach pains
In the learning about Judaism, history development, beliefs and customs

Yes, do tell please. I’m sure there’s lots to discuss. Like did Jewish people experience this differently? How did it develop? Do you believe in it? Is it your custom now to have stomach pains or your flavor of yidishkeit doesn’t do stomach pains?

Tia!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Dec 20 2020, 1:16 pm

Does Dave Ramsey meet people in person
Something tells me that if he does, most people can't afford him.

Find wimple in Washington Heights
Well, if you're on WH you're definitely getting warm!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Dec 20 2020, 3:15 pm

Shaping burgers [!]
So glad the Lil Orphan Annie rejected that and went with Leaping Lizards instead.