What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Sat, Nov 28 2020, 10:20 am

Outdoor Menorah box in North America?

In chutz they are known as "fish tanks". 🐠

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Nov 29 2020, 5:13 am

Sefarim shrank

On the upside, you'll be able to fit more of them into a bookcase, she says helpfully!

↑ ExtraCredit ↓

Sun, Nov 29 2020, 1:39 pm

Do I still need to wear white aswel

Aswel?🤔🧐🤷‍♀️💻❓

↑ Success10 ↓

Sun, Nov 29 2020, 1:41 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

Sefarim shrank

On the upside, you'll be able to fit more of them into a bookcase, she says helpfully!

Did she wash them on the hot cycle? Well, of course they shrank. I always hate it when I do that.

↑ ExtraCredit ↓

Sun, Nov 29 2020, 2:05 pm

Success10 wrote:

Did she wash them on the hot cycle? Well, of course they shrank. I always hate it when I do that.

Yea, why do we always hear that seforim shrank? Maybe it’s just when someone’s eyesight keeps deteriorating and they think the letters keep shrinking? Sounds strangely familiar. I keep wondering why my clothing shrank.

↑ windchime ↓

Mon, Nov 30 2020, 6:06 am

"I am so cold."
Refrigerator mothers...

↑ cuties' mom ↓

Mon, Nov 30 2020, 7:55 am

Adult children at home - rent
Sure I'll rent your adult children. Do they clean and baby-sit?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Nov 30 2020, 10:38 am

Bang bang chicken salad with crispy noodles
The original chorus to Maxwell's Silver Hammer. (From the Hungry Phase; cf Yesterday.)

↑ Ihatepotatoes ↓

Mon, Nov 30 2020, 11:14 am

"Did your DD get her period earlier than you did?"

As I gave birth to her, I'd assume not.

↑ ExtraCredit ↓

Mon, Nov 30 2020, 12:26 pm

Want to get off the ground

That’s a tough one, with gravity and all. How about skydiving?

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Mon, Nov 30 2020, 3:44 pm

ExtraCredit wrote:

Want to get off the ground

That’s a tough one, with gravity and all. How about skydiving?

I was going to suggest a trampoline, but that's only a temporary solution. Bounce

↑ MangoSmoothie ↓

Tue, Dec 01 2020, 11:28 am

"Did you feel weird having a baby after 40? Litfish"

One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish... dark fish, lit fish?

↑ WitchKitty ↓

Tue, Dec 01 2020, 11:44 am

Did you feel weird having a baby after 40? Litfish

Are Lit fish the people who wear shrimp clydes?

↑ ExtraCredit ↓

Tue, Dec 01 2020, 11:47 am

Hanan Ben Ari just shot me through the heart

Bde Crying

Wait, how were you able to post that?

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Dec 01 2020, 12:26 pm

WitchKitty wrote:

Did you feel weird having a baby after 40? Litfish

Are Lit fish the people who wear shrimp clydes?

Definitely not. They're the ones reading Shegetzpeare.

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Tue, Dec 01 2020, 6:43 pm

How to get rid of spider veins???

Call an exterminator. Don't try to do it yourself, or they'll just keep coming back.

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Tue, Dec 01 2020, 6:45 pm

Married Life
What is this weird thing?
by amother

It's called a "husband", sweetie. If you still have questions, please call your kallah teacher for further explanation.

↑ mamma llama ↓

Tue, Dec 01 2020, 6:45 pm

FranticFrummie wrote:

How to get rid of spider veins???

Call an exterminator. Don't try to do it yourself, or they'll just keep coming back.

I was going to say something in the same vein. Laugh

↑ ExtraCredit ↓

Tue, Dec 01 2020, 10:16 pm

What to tell the grandchildren?

עבדים היינו לפרעה במצרים

↑ windchime ↓

Wed, Dec 02 2020, 8:37 am

Which of these BP womens shoe stores are you happiest with? Per/Se, Shoe Palace, S&W

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