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 Wed, Sep 30 2020, 10:02 am
Kindel recipe
Um, Amazon Kindle?
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Wed, Sep 30 2020, 6:36 pm
Talk me down from the ledge
As soon as you take me down from the edge. 
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Wed, Sep 30 2020, 9:51 pm
Pregnant with Corona
Please don’t name your child corona 🙈
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Sunny Days
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Wed, Sep 30 2020, 10:12 pm
| tigerwife wrote: | Pregnant with Corona
Please don’t name your child corona 🙈 |
My reaction was oh no  didn’t know you can be pregnant with a beer... 
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Wed, Sep 30 2020, 10:13 pm
Anyone see a citrus-marinated salmon?
Yes, it winked!
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SixOfWands
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Thu, Oct 01 2020, 1:28 am
| gamzehyaavor wrote: | | My reaction was oh no didn’t know you can be pregnant with a beer... |
And mine was so now we FINALLY know where it came from
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Success10
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Thu, Oct 01 2020, 12:21 pm
Anyone see a citrus-marinated salmon?
by Penguin
Yes!! It just flopped by a minute ago and said "Have you seen Penguin?"
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PinkFridge
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Thu, Oct 01 2020, 12:25 pm
Garlic confit
That must be such a relief! Garlic con fit into what?
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imasoftov
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Thu, Oct 01 2020, 12:55 pm
Whats stopping me from having an emotional affair?
I am not programmed to respond in that area.
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Thu, Oct 01 2020, 3:55 pm
Chicken soup recipe from chassidish or heimish homes
Unless if it had a shtreimel hair that fell in I’m not sure why it would be different than chicken soup from any type of home.
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Thu, Oct 01 2020, 7:49 pm
Corona scuba mask
I don’t think the scuba diving mask is any different during corona. Oh do you mean an additional mask to put on the opening of the shofar part?
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Thu, Oct 01 2020, 10:14 pm
Salami bullet Shabbos day
I hope that won’t cause you shooting pains
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DrMom
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Thu, Oct 01 2020, 11:38 pm
| ExtraCredit wrote: | Salami bullet Shabbos day
I hope that won’t cause you shooting pains |
Made me think of this, but it won't work with kosher salami:
https://www.ammoland.com/2013/.....jkTi4
| Quote: | Jihawg Ammunition
DALTON GARDENS, Idaho –-(Ammoland.com)- Jihawg Ammo today announced release of the industry's first truly defensive ammunition.
Not only does Jihawg guarantee that all of their ammunition meets or exceeds S.A.A.M.I. standards for velocity, penetration, and accuracy, they also coat each projectile with a special ballistic paint infused with pork to make it “Haraam” or unclean to a radical Jihadist.
This makes Jihawg Ammo the only commercially available ammunition with the added deterrent factor of eternal damnation for fundamentalist Islamic Jihadist. |
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imasoftov
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Fri, Oct 02 2020, 9:45 am
Stuck in New york
Could be worse
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BatyaEsther
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Mon, Oct 05 2020, 12:08 am
3 year old Morah
Not even sure where to begin.
Must be a very, very advanced and precocious 3 year old to already be a Morah.
How did she get working papers? Aren't there child labor laws?
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PinkFridge
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Mon, Oct 05 2020, 8:21 am
| BatyaEsther wrote: | 3 year old Morah
Not even sure where to begin.
Must be a very, very advanced and precocious 3 year old to already be a Morah.
How did she get working papers? Aren't there child labor laws? |
Simcha spot: The chosson's Doogie Hawser.
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WitchKitty
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Mon, Oct 05 2020, 8:38 am
Mono Di Twins
The hospital's name is MY Mono Dis.
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cuties' mom
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Mon, Oct 05 2020, 9:00 am
How to address people when they are nosy
Hi Mrs yenta
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banana123
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Mon, Oct 05 2020, 2:18 pm
Would you name children after someone w/ flawed character?
Doesn't everyone have a flawed character?
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NotLazySusan
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Mon, Oct 05 2020, 2:33 pm
How do you get your kitchen clean before Shabbos/Chag?
Spray, shmatta, mop, pail, elbow grease
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