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  FranticFrummie  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 21 2020, 8:04 am
zaq wrote:
Lonely in Cleveland
Meet Sleepless in Seattle


I made Aliyah from Seattle, but the insomnia came with me! Hypnotized
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  FranticFrummie  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 21 2020, 8:07 am
What’s are new must-haves?

Crowded weddings
Full summer sleep-away camp
Live in cleaning help
Pitch black bedrooms
Free lunches in NY/NJ

Hmmm, am I leaving anything out?
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  ExtraCredit  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 21 2020, 8:15 am
I need directions:( under serious problems in marriage
Go straight, make a left, another left, a right, a u-turn, a tumblesauce, and then you’ll see a huge EXIT sign.
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  FranticFrummie  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 21 2020, 8:56 am
ExtraCredit wrote:
I need directions:( under serious problems in marriage
Go straight, make a left, another left, a right, a u-turn, a tumblesauce, and then you’ll see a huge EXIT sign.


She should have turned left at Albuquerque. (Bugs Bunny)
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 21 2020, 10:05 am
How do people do it?
This question is not permitted on this site.
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 21 2020, 10:07 am
FranticFrummie wrote:
What’s are new must-haves?

Crowded weddings
Full summer sleep-away camp
Live in cleaning help
Pitch black bedrooms
Free lunches in NY/NJ

Hmmm, am I leaving anything out?


At least three custom sheitels in graduated lengths to mimic the cycle of hair growing and being cut.
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  ExtraCredit  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 21 2020, 11:19 am
FranticFrummie wrote:
She should have turned left at Albuquerque. (Bugs Bunny)

This don’t look like Los Angeles a marriage to me!
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 21 2020, 1:43 pm
Chicken soup made with frozen chicken. Safe?

Well, it hasn't killed us yet.
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  banana123  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Aug 23 2020, 2:52 am
Is Biden a Secret Socialist?
No, he's an open socialist.
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  Success10  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Aug 24 2020, 7:17 am
Bringing milk on a flight

Now you're bringing all your extra milk to Israel? So kind of you! Appreciate the offer, but....
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  WitchKitty  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Aug 24 2020, 8:50 am
ExtraCredit wrote:
I need directions:( under serious problems in marriage
Go straight, make a left, another left, a right, a u-turn, a tumblesauce, and then you’ll see a huge EXIT sign.



I can remember the first time I had to go to sleep.
Mom said, "Steven, time to go to sleep."
I said, "But I don't know how."
She said, "It's real easy. Just go down to the end of tired and hang a left."
So I went down to the end of tired, and just out of curiosity I hung a right.
My mother was there, and she said "I thought I told you to go to sleep."
(Steven Wright)
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  imasoftov  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Aug 24 2020, 7:27 pm
Just a nice easy black dress

Easy to buy? To make? To clean? To pay for? To clean? To put on?
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  imasoftov  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Aug 24 2020, 7:56 pm
Ticket New Jersey

What did New Jersey do this time?
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  FranticFrummie  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Aug 24 2020, 7:58 pm
imasoftov wrote:
Ticket New Jersey

What did New Jersey do this time?


What HASN'T New Jersey done? Cool
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  ExtraCredit  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Aug 24 2020, 9:25 pm
I wish I can redo high school

I just redid it. I redid kindergarten too. And a couple of elementary grades. March-June 2020 was a real “learning experience!“
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  WitchKitty  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Aug 25 2020, 1:57 am
The ninth month has 90 days, I think!

Well, considering the fact that we're in 2020, which has 19,428 days, that makes perfect sense.
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Aug 25 2020, 8:26 am
Watch for H.S. boy-Lakewood

There are many HS boys in Lakewood; please describe the one to watch for and why he's to be watched for. What's he done?
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Aug 25 2020, 12:10 pm
Gray to stay?
That's up to you. There was an article in TIME by a woman who had stopped coloring her hair during the lockdown and decided to embrace her gray forever. Others, in contrast, can tolerate the gray only so long before they run, screaming, for the Lady Clairol.
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Aug 25 2020, 1:55 pm
What color season are you?
Out of season.
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Aug 25 2020, 2:52 pm
What’s my love language?
Spinoff show of What's My Line?
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