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↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Aug 09 2020, 1:44 pm

Thread attention
Yes, you must pay attention to thread because it gets twisted and knotted in use. You need to stop every so often and untwist it.

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Aug 09 2020, 1:45 pm

Do you ever?
Well, I NEVER!

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Aug 09 2020, 7:56 pm

What was the latest you move the child out of your room?

About 11:30 pm.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Mon, Aug 10 2020, 10:37 am

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↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Mon, Aug 10 2020, 12:33 pm

S/O - leaving the country with your kids

I read this as "leaving your kids in the country."

Yeah, the kids are having such a great time at the bungalows, but I have to get back to work!

↑ mamma llama ↓

Mon, Aug 10 2020, 1:13 pm

"Attractive people are more likely to be Republican"

Awww shucks...! Batting Eyelashes

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Mon, Aug 10 2020, 4:07 pm

Israel Packing List for Boys

Socks, underwear, black pants, white shirts, kippot, and a hat.

How is that even a question?

↑ cuties' mom ↓

Mon, Aug 10 2020, 4:14 pm

how to put baby down on hard floor

Lean down as close to the floor as you could. Gently lower baby to floor, supporting head until baby is down.

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Aug 10 2020, 5:00 pm

FranticFrummie wrote:

Israel Packing List for Boys

Socks, underwear, black pants, white shirts, kippot, and a hat.

How is that even a question?

You forgot the pouches of tuna, peanut butter, battery-operated lamp, toilet paper, chocolate, oatmeal cookies from grandma, list of name, addresses and phone numbers of everyone Mom knows in the entire country, large economy size acne medicine, and dual-time-zone watch.

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Aug 10 2020, 5:45 pm

When is divorce worth it?
When you get the house, the car, and the trust fund, and he gets the shaft.

JK, divorce is no joke.

↑ ExtraCredit ↓

Mon, Aug 10 2020, 9:58 pm

Not quite sure what to make of this...

If it’s lemons, try making lemonade.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Aug 11 2020, 10:15 am

If you change your username...
You'll want a new avatar to match it.
And if you get a new avatar to match it...
You'll need to change your writing style.
And if you change your writing style...

↑ banana123 ↓

Tue, Aug 11 2020, 3:14 pm

Where did you grow up and where do you live now
Sure, let me out myself here.

↑ Genius ↓

Tue, Aug 11 2020, 3:52 pm

If you lack a sense of humor can you have a transplant?
Seems like surplus just had one.
The donor procedure that is

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↑ ExtraCredit ↓

Tue, Aug 11 2020, 3:53 pm

genius wrote:

If you lack a sense of humor can you have a transplant?
Seems like surplus just had one.

And you got my spleen. How does it feel?

↑ ExtraCredit ↓

Tue, Aug 11 2020, 4:30 pm

Moving to Israel- what happens to my speech therapy degree?

Either you can take it along or leave it in your old apartment for the next tenant.

↑ silverlining3 ↓

Tue, Aug 11 2020, 10:14 pm

Who should do my kitchen cabinets?

Not me! Perhaps your cleaning lady.....?

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Wed, Aug 12 2020, 9:47 am

S/O Do You Come From A Family That Were Reliable Democrats?

My family was terribly unreliable. Sometimes they would vote Republican, depending on the issues.

How very DARE they?

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Wed, Aug 12 2020, 10:08 am

Multiple kids ttc

Give them time, you'll be a grandma soon enough.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Wed, Aug 12 2020, 2:15 pm

"wonder if becoming you" in boy version

Thanks, I'll stay myself.

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