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amother
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 Sun, Nov 03 2019, 2:15 am
Does your pooch hang low?
Does it wobble to and fro?
Can you tie it in a knot?
Can you tie it in a bow?
When your baby cries you hold her
Like a loyal Mommy soldier?
Does your pooch hang low?
Do your two breasts droop?
Do they wobble in your soup?
Can you roll them in a hoop?
Can you shape them in a loop?
When your baby cries you hold her
Like a loyal Mommy soldier?
Do your two breasts droop?
Do your stretch marks show?
When you look at me you’ll know
Some day I think I’ll go
Model at a tiger show
When your baby cries you hold her
Like a loyal Mommy soldier?
Do your stretch marks show?
Is your Mommy Brain here?
It’s to stay I fear
Some things that once were clear
Now feel like genius tier
When your baby cries you hold her
Like a loyal Mommy soldier?
Is your Mommy Brain here?
Yes you’ve earned your grade
And can march in the parade
No matter how few games you’ve played
How many mistakes you’ve made
Cuz you carry them on your shoulder
Like a true mommy soldier
Yes you’ve earned your grade!
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babysmum
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Sun, Nov 03 2019, 8:38 am
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OMG!! This is hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.
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amother
Mint
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Sun, Nov 03 2019, 8:44 am
Yes they do.
Yes they do.
Yes they do.
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PinkFridge
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Sun, Nov 03 2019, 9:41 am
I was going to go to immediate reactions and add, does it wobble to and fro.
Then I thought to open the thread. Baruch shekivanti 
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amother
Coffee
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Sun, Nov 03 2019, 9:51 am
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Ah great lineup memories lol
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amother
Seagreen
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Sun, Nov 03 2019, 9:58 am
HAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!
I'm jiggling with laughter!
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amother
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Sun, Nov 03 2019, 9:59 am
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I came up with it in the shower when I was admiring my low-hanging pooch, and its stylish wobble...
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FranticFrummie
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Sun, Nov 03 2019, 12:41 pm
| Quote: | Some day I think I’ll go
Model at a tiger show |
This made me LOL so hard! 
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zoom
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Sun, Nov 03 2019, 5:04 pm
haha love this!!!! 
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amother
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Tue, May 12 2020, 12:03 am
Added some new stanzas...
Do you have quarantine gloom?
Have you started hating Zoom?
Are you hiding in your room
Until school will resume?
Still when your baby cries you hold her
Like a loyal Mommy soldier?
Do you have quarantine gloom?
Are you marching on
Though your patience is all gone?
Are you swallowing that yawn
While you wish you had a lawn?
Yet, the SD you uphold her
Like a loyal Mommy soldier?
Are you marching on?
Are you juggling more
Than you ever have before?
Entertain, clean, teach, serve, pour,
While not going out the door?
And only lovingly you scold her
Like a loyal Mommy soldier?
Are you juggling more?
Is your house a giant mess?
I hope you don't mind if I guess.
As kids take all you possess
And dump it out, to your distress
Yet, you don't say you wish you sold her
Cuz you're a loyal Mommy soldier.
Is your house a giant mess?
A medal's coming to you
For doing all you do.
Parades, accolades too
When this crisis is all through.
Cuz, that mom - just behold her!
She's a loyal Mommy soldier.
Yes, a medal's coming to you!
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esther36
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Tue, May 12 2020, 12:14 am
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Omg u are so talented!! That was written too perfect!! Thanks for the validation!
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ExtraCredit
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Tue, May 12 2020, 12:18 am
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Absolutely loving it! Keep em coming!
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thunderstorm
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Tue, May 12 2020, 12:25 am
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This is amazing! It made me laugh and sing along AND I was nodding all along too!!! You are a great writer
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amother
Azure
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Tue, May 12 2020, 12:31 am
"...Yet, you don't say you wish you sold her
Cuz you're a loyal Mommy soldier."
We-e-e-ll...let's not go there.
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soap suds
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Tue, May 12 2020, 1:16 am
[quote=]"...Yet, you don't say you wish you sold her
Cuz you're a loyal Mommy soldier."
.[/quote]
Are you the OP of the selling to Mitzrayim thread? 
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amother
Babypink
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Tue, May 12 2020, 6:46 am
| amother [ Azure ] wrote: | "...Yet, you don't say you wish you sold her
Cuz you're a loyal Mommy soldier."
We-e-e-ll...let's not go there. |
Sold??? I'll PAY someone to take mine
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giselle
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Tue, May 12 2020, 12:14 pm
Somehow I read this as “does your PORCH hang low...” and I couldn’t figure it out
Time to go back to bed
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