What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ 33055 ↓

Sun, Jun 16 2019, 9:59 am

Do some molesting Rebbis have only one student they molest?

Only if they get caught after the first.

(That's my immediate reaction today. )

↑ WitchKitty ↓

Sun, Jun 16 2019, 12:32 pm

Are you a yenta?

So, just wondering, what do you need to know this for?

↑ sub ↓

Sun, Jun 16 2019, 12:44 pm

G-strings comfortable

Once you’ve built up callouses from strumming on the other guitar strings

↑ 33055 ↓

Sun, Jun 16 2019, 3:18 pm

If I was the king of the world

Tell you what I'd do
I'd throw away the cars and the bars and the war
Make sweet love

Grafix

Mon, Jun 17 2019, 3:59 am

And we divorced ladies are in a wierd position

I may be perverted, but after all the ongoing intimcy topics....

↑ SixOfWands ↓

Mon, Jun 17 2019, 2:27 pm

Squishy wrote:

If I was the king of the world

Tell you what I'd do
I'd throw away the cars and the bars and the war
Make sweet love

You beat me to it.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Mon, Jun 17 2019, 3:05 pm

What beds do you have?

Seven beds, six of silver and one of gold. Between each of them a ladder made of silver, and the top bed has one made of gold

↑ SixOfWands ↓

Mon, Jun 17 2019, 6:06 pm

Dr. Who delivers at LIJ

Really? He's a Time Lord AND an obstetrician? Color me impressed. Not sure I'd want the TARDIS in the delivery room, though.

↑ Fox ↓

Mon, Jun 17 2019, 8:48 pm

SixOfWands wrote:

Dr. Who delivers at LIJ

Really? He's a Time Lord AND an obstetrician? Color me impressed. Not sure I'd want the TARDIS in the delivery room, though.

Coming here to write something similar, but you beat me to it

There are questions, though:

Which Doctor are we talking about?
Can labor be made easier by going foward in time?
Will there be Daleks there?
Will the Doctor have to rifle around in an oversized coat for equipment?

Just asking.

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Tue, Jun 18 2019, 1:07 am

The day before you went into labor

I was thinking & kvetching about how I’ll survive till my due date

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Tue, Jun 18 2019, 8:19 am

Shopping for overweight women

Have you considered ordering a Russian bride? I hear they fill out nicely with age.

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Tue, Jun 18 2019, 8:31 am

What is your Beis Medresh son doing Bein Hazmanim?

Posting on Imamother in the Intimacy forum. Mad

↑ imasoftov ↓

Tue, Jun 18 2019, 4:29 pm

Checking private parts at the doctor

I read this as "Checking private parts at the door" and thought "that might work even better than sewing up pockets".

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Jun 18 2019, 4:57 pm

Brooklyn Power Washing

It's about time! Which borough is next?

↑ smileforamile

Tue, Jun 18 2019, 7:25 pm

"What is right?" (in the Teenagers forum)

Nothing you do, if you're the mom of a teenager.

↑ WitchKitty ↓

Tue, Jun 18 2019, 7:46 pm

2yo dr appointment?

And I thought the 8 months I waited for that doctor was bad.

↑ yksraya ↓

Tue, Jun 18 2019, 9:41 pm

Spinoff- checking childrens privates

I promise I by mistake read it "cooking childrens privates"

(I should go check my eyes!)

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Wed, Jun 19 2019, 8:05 am

Chicken soup recipe from chasidish or heimish homes?

None of that ungodly Modern Orthodox chicken soup for me! I'll only have the holiest soup possible, thank you very much.

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Wed, Jun 19 2019, 8:07 am

2yo dr appointment?

Doctors are getting younger every year! First Doogie Houser, and now this.

I wonder if it's the hormones in the milk that's making them so smart. Scratching Head

↑ imasoftov ↓

Wed, Jun 19 2019, 10:46 am

Poor poor pitiful me

Yes, but which version of the song, the original, the Linda Ronstadt cover, the Jackson Browne and Bonnie Raitt tribute version? Terri Clarke? I'm going to go with this one. I don't wanna talk about it.