What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ yksraya ↓

Sun, May 26 2019, 5:05 pm

Download suppers for a year

Too good to be true!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, May 27 2019, 6:13 pm

Collecting for Neturai Karta

I...uh...gave at the office. Have a nice day.

↑ MitzadSheini ↓

Tue, May 28 2019, 8:07 am

Are you a high school public school teacher?

No.

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And every time that thread gets bumped, I say no. Can't you hear me? Oh no, right.

Hence this post.
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(Please advise. Which is funnier? With or without the part between the -----'s? Thanks)

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, May 28 2019, 2:22 pm

Attn Chavy, Yocheved, Yocheved, Matty, Rivka, Shany and Sarah

Hey, who changed the channel to Romper Room?

↑ yksraya ↓

Tue, May 28 2019, 2:29 pm

Dairy meal on stovetop

I keep reading it as "dairy meat" and then thinking "treif"

↑ SixOfWands ↓

Tue, May 28 2019, 2:37 pm

Att Chavy, Yocheved, Yocheved, Matty, Rivka, Shany and Sarah

And the award for the most bizarre thread in the history of imamother goes to .....

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, May 28 2019, 2:51 pm

SixOfWands wrote:

Att Chavy, Yocheved, Yocheved, Matty, Rivka, Shany and Sarah

And the award for the most bizarre thread in the history of imamother goes to .....

Maybe I shouldn't say this but I think a sleeper cell has just been activated.

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Wed, May 29 2019, 9:20 am

Shalos seudah Shavuos

I dare you to say this out loud, 5 times, really fast. Tongue Out

ETA: Now you're going to need a "Dr for tongue tie"

↑ SixOfWands ↓

Wed, May 29 2019, 11:22 am

Changing for husband

↑ Fox ↓

Wed, May 29 2019, 1:10 pm

I keep reading it as "Charging for Husband."

What? How much do you charge? Who is willing to pay? Where do I sign up to charge for my husband?

↑ Fox ↓

Wed, May 29 2019, 1:12 pm

Boy, you know you're old when you start to click on "What are guidelines for tightness by the chest" and suddenly see that it's about tznius rather than heart disease. Oh. Never mind.

↑ BatyaEsther ↓

Wed, May 29 2019, 1:23 pm

Fox wrote:

Boy, you know you're old when you start to click on "What are guidelines for tightness by the chest" and suddenly see that it's about tznius rather than heart disease. Oh. Never mind.

Thought the same thing. I was thinking call your cardiologist.