What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ imasoftov ↓

Tue, May 14 2019, 1:25 pm

Roaches help!!

They're very hard to train, they only live for about a year so you have to repeat the process with their descendants, and as helpful as they might be, you've still got roaches running around.

↑ WitchKitty ↓

Tue, May 14 2019, 2:03 pm

When did u give ur kids a phone?

As soon as they learned the word "ur". I thought that meant they were mature enough.

↑ SixOfWands ↓

Tue, May 14 2019, 6:28 pm

Dumping

We don't discuss that in polite company. But if we must, the preferred term is "defecating."

Amalia

Tue, May 14 2019, 6:44 pm

MitzadSheini wrote:

Getting my teenager to fold her laundry

If you have a way of Getting my teenagers to do Anything I'd be mighty impressed

Ha! Exactly.

↑ yksraya ↓

Wed, May 15 2019, 1:42 pm

Baby shower for niece in non kosher restuarant

I would not shower a baby in a restuarant even if it were kosher.

↑ penguin ↓

Wed, May 15 2019, 4:12 pm

Quote:

Anyone currently living in Linden NJ?

You have reason to think it's a ghost town?

↑ 33055 ↓

Wed, May 15 2019, 6:19 pm

Queens vs Far Rockaway NY

Did Far Rockaway secede from Queens?

↑ yksraya ↓

Wed, May 15 2019, 7:20 pm

Monsey backyard day camp

I dunno why, but I keep reading it as
"measles infestation"

(I guess it's because of a weird camp I heard of that will be in Monsey this year led by crunchy people)

↑ 33055 ↓

Thu, May 16 2019, 8:47 am

Meeting friends at the mikvah

Unless you are cycling together, this is hard to schedule. Rather you should choose a coffee shop for a meet up.

↑ MitzadSheini ↓

Thu, May 16 2019, 9:10 am

Squishy wrote:

Meeting friends at the mikvah

Unless you are cycling together, this is hard to schedule. Rather you should choose a coffee shop for a meet up.

Never in my life did I consider the possibility of riding a bike to the mikvah, and certainly not with somebody else.

Ohh I see what you mean.

↑ 33055 ↓

Thu, May 16 2019, 11:39 am

How do I know it's not me?

Does it look like and talk like you?

↑ greenfire ↓

Thu, May 16 2019, 1:06 pm

"I give my 6 year old too much candy; please help!"

please STOP !!!

↑ 33055 ↓

Thu, May 16 2019, 10:32 pm

DH giving Miron guilt trip

What did Miron do ?

↑ SixOfWands ↓

Fri, May 17 2019, 1:14 pm

Natives leaving marks on top of toddler feet

Keep your kids away from the natives; they shouldn't be touching your kids in any case.

↑ 33055 ↓

Fri, May 17 2019, 4:00 pm

How much to give for bris?

Just the tip will be fine.

↑ youngishbear ↓

Fri, May 17 2019, 4:04 pm

How do you post?

Congratulations. You've figured it out.

↑ youngishbear

Fri, May 17 2019, 4:07 pm

How do I know it's not me?

אויב איך בין איך, ווייל דו ביסט דו, און דו ביסט דו ווייל איך בין איך, דעמאלטס בין איך נישט איך און דו ביסט נישט דו
אבער אויב איך בין איך ווייל איך בין איך און דו ביסט דו ווייל דו ביסט דו דעמאלטס בין איך איך און דו ביסט דו

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sun, May 19 2019, 5:48 am

Is there an inyan to fast on your birthday?

From Superman #263, April 1973

↑ 33055 ↓

Mon, May 20 2019, 7:54 am

Flirting both ways?

Is this as in swinging both ways?

↑ Cookiegirl ↓

Tue, May 21 2019, 11:08 am

Do any segulos work statistically?

Not really, most segulos work mystically...