What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Apr 17 2019, 8:44 am

No bake Pesach dessert?

(This is too easy.)
Fresh fruit.

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Apr 17 2019, 11:58 am

"The Official Pesach Makeup Thread - 2019"

sorry we have to wait at least until after chol ha'moed drama & last days + food fights before we can begin to make up for this years pesach

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Apr 17 2019, 12:23 pm

"How do you know when the time is right to start a family?"

my realization came a little too late cause my kids were already born & grown ~ lol

↑ Einikel ↓

Wed, Apr 17 2019, 2:26 pm

Two year old gift fro eretz yisroel

I like buying new gifts

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Wed, Apr 17 2019, 7:08 pm

Two year old gift from eretz yisroel

Yeah, the mail here can take FOREVER.

↑ SixOfWands ↓

Thu, Apr 18 2019, 1:26 pm

Vegans invited themselves for Pesach... and we're chabad

What does Chabad have against Las Vegas? Its not all casinos and scantily clad women, you know.

↑ 33055 ↓

Fri, Apr 19 2019, 7:04 pm

What 2nd Names go with Michal

Angelo

↑ 33055 ↓

Mon, Apr 22 2019, 11:29 am

Chol hamoed ideas near monsey little kids

Anywhere you go in Monsey is near little kids.

↑ chicco ↓

Mon, Apr 22 2019, 3:15 pm

How to change last name New York?

You probably will need to go to court. While you are there, file a suit against whomever named you New York.

↑ Dandelion1 ↓

Mon, Apr 22 2019, 8:32 pm

Ironing substitute

Wearing wrinkled clothing is an excellent ironing substitute.

↑ SixOfWands ↓

Wed, Apr 24 2019, 6:12 pm

Anyone else starting to crack?

On Pesach? Is crack KLP? Do you really know what the additives are?

OHHHH. "Starting TO crack." Not "starting crack." And I honestly did read it the second way.

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Thu, Apr 25 2019, 12:30 am

Please carefull of not say keep finger crossed & emoticons

↑ greenfire ↓

Thu, Apr 25 2019, 11:58 am

"Tongue do you use on pesach?"

I try not to talk or eat ... it's pretty rough

↑ SixOfWands ↓

Thu, Apr 25 2019, 12:10 pm

greenfire wrote:

"Tongue do you use on pesach?"

I try not to talk or eat ... it's pretty rough

This was one of mine.

The other was no. Nor do I use it the other 51 weeks of the year.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sun, Apr 28 2019, 3:20 am

Cottonseed oil makes you sick?

“This stuff is better than cotton candy, really it is. It’s made out of real cotton. Yossarian, you’ve got to help me make the men eat it. Egyptian cotton is the finest cotton in the world.”

↑ DrMom ↓

Sun, Apr 28 2019, 5:15 am

Tongue do you use on pesach?

Pretty hard to get through Maggid without it!

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Sun, Apr 28 2019, 11:47 am

How to freeze crepes (bletlach)

Put them somewhere really cold.

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Sun, Apr 28 2019, 11:49 am

Would you put up or down a child born in October?

I would never put down a child, no matter what month they were born in. It's bad for their self esteem.

Oh, did you mean physically? Well, if the child is getting too heavy to carry, by all means put them down - but I don't get what the birth month has to do with it.

↑ daagahminayin ↓

Sun, Apr 28 2019, 12:24 pm

Would you put up or down a child born in October?

Probably put up for adoption. I know I couldn’t handle raising a Libra but far be it from me to deny it life.

↑ Dandelion1 ↓

Sun, Apr 28 2019, 4:50 pm

Tell me about your Bosch mixer

Definitely the strong silent type....