Yeah, ok, so I had a blonde moment...

BeershevaBubby

Tue, Nov 06 2007, 9:32 am

You know you're really tired when upon hearing the faint cries of your child, you think "Wow, I really have a sixth sense about knowing when the baby is crying."

My next thought of course was "Duh, you moron. It's called HEARING and it's one of the FIVE senses. Blog about this and then go to bed."

technic ↓

Tue, Nov 06 2007, 9:36 am

funny..I never pictured u as blonde!!!

shoy18 ↓

Tue, Nov 06 2007, 9:37 am

I have blond moments all the time....only Im not a blond, so I have no excuse!

↑ shoy18

Tue, Nov 06 2007, 9:37 am

I have blond moments all the time....only Im not a blond, so I have no excuse!

↑ technic

Tue, Nov 06 2007, 9:39 am

shoy18 wrote:

I have blond moments all the time....only Im not a blond, so I have no excuse!

is that why u posted this TWICE???!!! Tongue Out

greenfire ↓

Tue, Nov 06 2007, 11:48 am

hm - it happened once that a baby was crying at a class where moms brought their babies ... I was so annoyed and duh shock

it was my babele - I'm senial now but can't ever remember having blonde hair

chocolate moose

Tue, Nov 06 2007, 11:55 am

don't beat yourself up. I think it' sfine.

amother

Tue, Nov 06 2007, 12:05 pm

S'cuse me! I'm a blonde and I never have such moments!! Twisted Evil

gold21 ↓

Tue, Nov 06 2007, 12:10 pm

on this site I have had double postings like shoy's...
strange cuz I didnt post it twice but it comes up twice...so I have to delete one...

↑ gold21

Tue, Nov 06 2007, 12:11 pm

ps kmelion thats really really funny.
something I could see myself doing!
(and im dark)

Squash

Tue, Nov 06 2007, 2:06 pm

Kmelion wrote:

I think anyone who has ever had an infant could relate.

Apple pie ↓

Tue, Nov 06 2007, 2:25 pm

LOL

I have a different problem: I always *hear* crying even when the baby is perfectly quiet... Like I think I hear something, I run to the room and... the baby is fast asleep!
Once, I *heard* crying and then realized I was holding the baby... shock

Does it happen to anyone else?

PS: I'm afraid I AM quite blonde... ;-)

↑ greenfire

Tue, Nov 06 2007, 3:55 pm

yeah apple pie for sure ... I hear my kids voices calling me in the middle of the night ... not so good if you're lacking sleep and they are not even home or better yet when they are home and asleep

Mommastuff

Tue, Nov 06 2007, 4:18 pm

Apple pie wrote:

I have a different problem: I always *hear* crying even when the baby is perfectly quiet... Like I think I hear something, I run to the room and... the baby is fast asleep!
Once, I *heard* crying and then realized I was holding the baby... shock

Does it happen to anyone else?

lol, yea, I get that too!
But not only that but I hear the neighbors' and I'm always checking my own kids. Sometimes I hear cries on the monitor and they're not from my kids either!

...and I couldn't pass as a blond even with a blond sheitel!! LOL

raizy

Tue, Nov 06 2007, 10:49 pm

yes that happens to me all the time. bye the time my kids go and check on the baby . the baby is really crying from all the checking.

also I one babysat lots of kids and I hear crying and I start to run from room to room thinking it must be one of the babies. it took me a few minetes to realize that it was the neighbors baby. and not any of mine.I hate when that happens.

btMOMtoFFBs

Wed, Nov 07 2007, 5:35 am

Once when I was 16 and babysitting I distinctly heard the baby crying. Every time I checked she was asleep. I started to get scared and called my father to come over. He heard it too - but he noticed it was coming from the basement. He went down to look and realized the family's cats were "crying" down there. Its amazing how much a cat's cry can sound like a baby!

↑ Apple pie

Wed, Nov 07 2007, 7:20 am

In my case, no one is really crying - no neighbor, no cat, it's just in my imagination...
I "hear voices".... shock

MommyLuv

Wed, Nov 07 2007, 8:43 am

kmelion, lol LOL

I always hear a baby crying when I am taking a shower Rolling Eyes

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..So I frantically rinse off and jump out in only a towel...just to see the baby sleeping peacefully. My fears of baby crying while I am unavailable become so real that I start hearing things Twisted Evil

TammyTammy

Wed, Nov 07 2007, 9:44 am

Can't.... resist..... posting....

Cause I'm A Blond (lyrics by Julie Brown)

Quote:

Because I'm a blonde I don't have to think, I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks
Don't have to worry if I'm getting a man if I keep this blonde and I keep these tan
Cause I'm a blonde yeah, yeah, yeah
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah

I see people working and it just makes me giggle,
cause I don't have to work, I just have to giggle
Cause I'm a blonde B-L-O-N-D
Cause I'm a blond don't you wish you were me?

I never learned to read and I never learned to cook
Why should I bother when I look like I look?
I know lots of people are smarter than me, but I have this philosophy, "So what?"
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah

I see girls without dates and I feel so sorry for them cause whenever
I'm around, all the men ignore 'em
Cause I'm a blonde nyah nyah nyah
Cause I'm a blonde nyah nyah nyah

They say to make it you need talent and ambition, well I got a tv show, and this is my audition;
Umm. . . okay. . . what was it?. . . ummm don't tell me. . . oh, yeah, okay "Duck Magnum, duck!"
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah

I took an IQ test and I flunked it of course, I can't spell VW but I got a Porsche
Cause I'm a blonde B-L-I-N-D
Cause I'm a blonde don't you wish you were me?

I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August is
like a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can.
Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA but my goal is
to become a veterinarian cause I love children
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah

Girls think I'm snotty and maybe its true
With my hair and body, you would be too
Cause I'm a blonde B-L- . . . I don't know!

Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah!

(If you want to hear it, you can see a clip from a movie that it was in on YouTube -- but fair warning -- it's a beach scene)

Tammy

momluv ↓

Wed, Nov 07 2007, 9:59 am

btMOMtoFFBs post reminds me of a funny story I had in my parents house when I was younger. we were sleeping one night and my father heard crying so he went to check the kids room to room. nothing. everyone was sleeping. yet he still heard the crying. he went downstairs and traced the crying to our tenants apt. my father freaked cuz the tenants had gone on vacation for a wk. he called police down who cautiously opened the door and voila, they found a tiny puppy which the tenants left in their bathroom, in a laundry basket without food. we watched him until they came back, and my father gave them a lecture. no pets allowed! the tenants were boys and were eventually thrown out!