What is your "I can't believe I just did that !" moment?

thunderstorm ↓

Thu, Nov 22 2018, 5:49 pm

This morning I woke up tired and went straight to the kitchen to prepare a formula bottle for my baby.
But guess what I did? I prepared a coffee in the baby's bottle!
I still can't get over that I did that. What's your funny "can't believe I did that " story?

animeme

Thu, Nov 22 2018, 5:53 pm

Lost a cordless phone for a week and a half. Eventually found it in the freezer. I had put it down on a shelf when I hung up on a conversation while getting something out.

I have poured orange juice into my cereal enough times that I can tell you which ones are at least partially edible that way.

Frumwithallergies

Thu, Nov 22 2018, 6:30 pm

animeme wrote:

Nothing to contribute at the moment but I'm still laughing! Rolling Laughter

amother

Blue

Thu, Nov 22 2018, 6:36 pm

When my student ask me for a cup of milk I poured her a cup of glue. (We have a big elmers glue bottle in the classroom) I only realized when I saw her face as I was handing it to her.... embarrassed

seeker

Thu, Nov 22 2018, 8:38 pm

search past threads for "What brainless thing have you done lately" - about 50 pages of this, and extremely funny.

crust

Thu, Nov 22 2018, 8:46 pm

Not brainless but definitly an ICBIJDTM (I cant believe I just did that moment...)

After promising myself that I won't won't won't suggest shiduchim to anyone I just picked up the phone and did do it.

And now I can't believe that I did it.

HeartyAppetite

Thu, Nov 22 2018, 10:21 pm

After making my son a bottle, I screwed the nipple onto the milk bottle and put it back on the fridge.... then I attempted to put the milk cover onto his bottle..

This has happened multiple times! 😱😂😂

Tzutzie ↓

Fri, Nov 23 2018, 5:23 am

animeme wrote:

And now my kids ask for cereal and juice all the time..... specifically corn flakes and apple cider LOL

amother

Teal

Fri, Nov 23 2018, 6:31 am

animeme wrote:

We grew up on cereal and juice! I personally didn't like it but my siblings devoured it!

keym

Fri, Nov 23 2018, 6:42 am

After my 1 year olds bath, I got him changed into pajamas but totally skipped the diaper. Oops.
That was a disgusting mistake an hour later.

NovelConcept ↓

Fri, Nov 23 2018, 7:57 am

I was at a store and shmoozing with one of the owners and absentmindedly pushed the stroller back and forth, back and forth, and then I hear screeching... Looked down to see I was pushing someone else's kid, who was obviously terrified to have a stranger standing above him.
My baby was safely with my husband.

amother

Orange ↓

Fri, Nov 23 2018, 8:17 am

thunderstorm wrote:

I did something similar -
My 2 year old used to drink hot cocoa in the morning in his bottle. I made it light (didn’t use lots of cocoa powder) with his rice milk.

He used to go to the couch with his bottle and blanket while I would sit at the kitchen table with my cup of coffee.

One morning I took a sip and realized my toddler is drinking my coffee!!

I had to fight with him to get the bottle of coffee away! He really liked it!

amother

Pearl

Sat, Nov 24 2018, 4:31 pm

I use those blue Clean N Clear sheets to blot oil off my face.
I opened my bathroom drawer, took out a blue sheet and was about to blot my face when I realized I had taken out a bedikah cloth instead.

mommy3b2c

Sat, Nov 24 2018, 5:05 pm

I have tried stuffing a baby bottle into my husbands mouth. More then once🤦‍♀️

And I’m dying laughing so everyone please keep these stories coming.

amother

Ecru

Sat, Nov 24 2018, 5:14 pm

I wore two different colors of the same shoe to work one day. Thank gd I was also wearing a long skirt so it wasn't that obvious. Smile

amother

Navy ↓

Sat, Nov 24 2018, 7:06 pm

amother wrote:

I wore two different colors of the same shoe to work one day. Thank gd I was also wearing a long skirt so it wasn't that obvious. Smile

Been there, done that.

One heel and one Croc.
To a tanoim.

shock

↑ NovelConcept

Sat, Nov 24 2018, 7:10 pm

Here's a hilarious one that did NOT happen to me (BH!), but happened to someone:

I was busy talking to someone at the park while my kids played, and when my toddler came running over to me I glanced down at him, brain half-there, and thought I heard him say "boo-boo" while showing me his finger. I bent down and kissed it before I realized he had actually said "poo-poo."