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mommyla
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 Tue, Nov 13 2018, 4:52 pm
Doctor said...
No more monkeys jumping on the bed?
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imasoftov
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Wed, Nov 14 2018, 2:59 am
Why did you choose your username?
Because the my membership application wouldn't submit unless I chose one.
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zaq
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Wed, Nov 14 2018, 4:31 am
Addicted to TV help!
I can understand being addicted to household help, or IT help, but why would you need TV help? Operating this device is not that complicated. Unless you mean programming the recording device...
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DrMom
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Wed, Nov 14 2018, 12:31 pm
Can't get blood from my 10 yr old!
And you can't get blood from a turnip.
Therefore, your 10 yr old = a turnip.
And that, folks, is an example of an incorrect syllogism.
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zaq
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Wed, Nov 14 2018, 2:31 pm
There's a woman on the cover of mishpacha!
Tell her not to jump, help is on the way.
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imasoftov
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Wed, Nov 14 2018, 11:49 pm
Stay With Me- New Binah serial by L Lazewnik
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imasoftov
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Thu, Nov 15 2018, 12:52 am
How much did you're supper cost you today
food costs can be reduced by eliminating unneeded apostrophes
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WitchKitty
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Thu, Nov 15 2018, 10:36 am
"Why don't anti vaxers open up their own school"
Because a few months later nobody will be left.
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imasoftov
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Sat, Nov 17 2018, 10:41 pm
What if I feel like I’m nothing?
Walking into the empty sanctuary of his synagogue, a rabbi was suddenly possessed by a wave of mystical rapture, and threw himself onto the ground before the Ark proclaiming, "Lord, I'm Nothing!"
Seeing the rabbi in such a state, the cantor felt profoundly moved by similar emotions. He too, threw himself down in front of the Ark, proclaiming, "Lord, I'm Nothing!"
Then, way in the back of the synagogue, the janitor threw himself to the ground, and he too shouted, "Lord, "I'm Nothing."
Whereupon, the rabbi turned to the cantor and whispered, "Look who thinks he's Nothing!"
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imasoftov
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Sun, Nov 18 2018, 3:05 am
C section with Dr Klinger?
Cpl. Klinger wasn't a doctor, he was an orderly/corpsman, and the only kind of section he was involved with was Section Eight.
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imasoftov
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Sun, Nov 18 2018, 10:38 am
No Shalom at Home
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dankbar
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Sun, Nov 18 2018, 11:01 am
Bff wedding date & my due date coincide?
Too bad you can't move either dates
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imasoftov
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Mon, Nov 19 2018, 1:08 am
"Drinking the Kool-Aid"
(they're best known for the music at the start of "Boardwalk Empire")
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dankbar
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Mon, Nov 19 2018, 3:22 am
What do you have when parent favors one child over the other?
Mechiras Yosef!
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dankbar
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Mon, Nov 19 2018, 4:05 am
Bff wedding is being around same time as your due date wwyd?
Well, I would rather attend my child's birth than my friends wedding then. Family comes first. Priorities!
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zaq
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Mon, Nov 19 2018, 3:25 pm
Info on Highland Park NJ hosing/apartments
No doubt it's overpriced, but you'd get just as much of a "hosing" anywhere else.
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imasoftov
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Mon, Nov 19 2018, 11:12 pm
Sweet guy but I'm still not satisfied
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imasoftov
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Mon, Nov 19 2018, 11:17 pm
Symptoms of Twins
If one twin thinks he or she feels the other's pain, it's probably because they have the same condition rather than telepathy ...
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imasoftov
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Tue, Nov 20 2018, 12:12 am
Which mesivta takes cool boys and they end up yeshivish?
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