What do you do in the Elevator??

amother

↑ Silver ↓

Thu, Jul 26 2018, 11:19 am

InnerMe wrote:

OOOOOhhh you've given me an idea!!!!
Babies! They don't feel any akwardness in elevators! They couldn't care less! They'll even spit up and burp loudly in the elevator! They just don't give a hoot about what elevator guy A, B, C and D are thinking... Soooooo.. the obvious solution is that... we turn into... BABIES!!

Now, tell me if you ever thought of an idea great than that!

Yes! Babies! Make sure to change your baby's pamper in an elevator. And turn to nearest person and say, "Can you hold this?" And pass them the used pamper.

But if YOU are pretending to be the baby, DO NOT DIAPER CHANGE.

That's just going too far. shock

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Jul 26 2018, 11:22 am

HappyGoLucky1 wrote:

"14th floor please"
When there are only 10 floors.

Must have been a Novardeker.

amother

Mauve

Thu, Jul 26 2018, 11:22 am

I stand in an elevator. About the same as standing in line at the grocery store (just without the cart).

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Jul 26 2018, 11:24 am

InnerMe wrote:

Every elevator should have - if they don't already - a changing table. You know, the ones that are flat against the wall, then you open them up.
They can double as a writing surface or breakfast tray.

amother

↑ Silver ↓

Thu, Jul 26 2018, 11:24 am

amother wrote:

I stand in an elevator. About the same as standing in line at the grocery store (just without the cart).

And the cashier. And the food. And the armspace. And the non-moving ground...

You're right. Exactly the same.

Speechless

↑ NovelConcept ↓

Thu, Jul 26 2018, 11:25 am

PinkFridge wrote:

LOL!

jewwoman ↓

Thu, Jul 26 2018, 11:27 am

Ive not read the whole thread but inner me u know what I do in the elevator. I check myself out in the mirror and then I make funny faces at myself and at the other ppl in the lift...

↑ InnerMe ↓

Thu, Jul 26 2018, 11:27 am

amother wrote:

I stand in an elevator. About the same as standing in line at the grocery store (just without the cart).

You stand??
To be honest, most of us don't stand. We either make tumble sauces, or headstands, or cartwheels, or if we're tired we sit on the floor or take a nap. Just trying to help you blend into society better..

↑ InnerMe ↓

Thu, Jul 26 2018, 11:27 am

NovelConcept wrote:

Well.

I plead the Fifth.

So there.

Smirk

You certainly are withing you're rights to do that.

flowerpower

Thu, Jul 26 2018, 11:27 am

I smile at the person then I look straight ahead or on the ceiling or the walls or buttons until it’s my turn to get off. Simple as that!!

amother

↑ Silver ↓

Thu, Jul 26 2018, 11:27 am

jewwoman wrote:

Ive not read the whole thread but inner me u know what I do in the elevator. I check myself out in the mirror and then I make funny faces at myself and at the other ppl in the lift...

Like, gorilla ones? With the noises and arm motions?

↑ NovelConcept ↓

Thu, Jul 26 2018, 11:28 am

InnerMe wrote:

ROFL

but YOU FORGOT YOGA!

How dare you?

↑ InnerMe ↓

Thu, Jul 26 2018, 11:28 am

PinkFridge wrote:

Must have been a Novardeker.

A joke with rashi is not a joke... blah.

But pray tell, is 14 a special number for Novardekers?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Jul 26 2018, 11:30 am

InnerMe wrote:

A joke with rashi is not a joke... blah.

But pray tell, is 14 a special number for Novardekers?

It could have been any number >10.

↑ InnerMe ↓

Thu, Jul 26 2018, 11:30 am

amother wrote:

And the cashier. And the food. And the armspace. And the non-moving ground...

You're right. Exactly the same.

Speechless

Lol..silver, silver, come outta your hiding.. Music

The thing is SPACE. SPACE. SPACE.
Like, you can actually crack your knuckles without bumping into Elvator guy 1, 2, or 3.