What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ InnerMe ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 5:41 pm

enneamom wrote:

T-shirts for Teens Help Please

"1-877-Tees 4 Teens...Donate your tee today!" Music

grrrrr.. don't get that song in my head.

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 6:05 pm

"Electricity bill Brooklyn NY"

what is Con Ed?

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 6:06 pm

"Going to the country"

going to the fair to see the senorita with flowers in her hair

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 6:08 pm

"Stroller.. then what?"

walk?

↑ daagahminayin ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 7:01 pm

What age to start wearing sports bra?

If you’re old enough to be on this site, you’re probably old enough to wear one.

groovy1224 ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 9:15 pm

Sleep training/ menstruation

I think if your daughter is menstruating, it's a little late to be sleep training her. Just my opinion.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 10:01 pm

How do I eat my sushi?

Raw, raw, raw!
How doyou eat your cabbage?
Slaw, slaw, slaw!
How do you like your [something]?
Sweet, sweet, sweet!
How do you like the other team?
BEAT! BEAT! BEAT!

We're gonna beat, beat
Beat the OTHer team
Beat, beat
Beat the OTHer team
Noooow.

↑ enneamom ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 10:15 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

Now THAT song/cheer is stuck in MY head!

↑ chicco ↓

Wed, Jul 18 2018, 5:54 pm

greenfire wrote:

"How do I eat my Sushi?"

raw raw raw

You beat me to it. I opened this thread to post exactly this.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Jul 18 2018, 7:12 pm

chicco wrote:

You beat me to it. I opened this thread to post exactly this.

I must have missed that. Baruch shekivanti!

↑ SixOfWands ↓

Thu, Jul 19 2018, 1:29 pm

On July 19, before Tisha B'Av, the final Jeopardy question is:

What is "Renting a house in Orlando for pesach 2019"

And the answer is ... things that should get you banned from Imamother permanently.

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Jul 19 2018, 5:46 pm

Anyone have prolapse of transverse colon ?

Not now but we’ll have it in stock next week. You want that fresh or pickled?

↑ NovelConcept ↓

Mon, Jul 23 2018, 12:09 am

SPARE ZOFRAN ANYONE?

And maybe a little Vicodan, Klonopin, and a side of Oxycontin, too?

↑ imasoftov ↓

Tue, Jul 24 2018, 12:13 pm

Who to discuss with-Lakewood?

Do we talk about anything here aside from Lakewood?

↑ Aylat ↓

Tue, Jul 24 2018, 2:32 pm

"Would you invite friends for shabbos?"

Rather friends than enemies.

↑ Aylat ↓

Tue, Jul 24 2018, 2:42 pm

"Constant pulling help"

My kids can help! They're always pulling on me.

↑ enneamom ↓

Tue, Jul 24 2018, 10:03 pm

My sheitel- can you give me chizzuk

My wearer - you never asked me before! Certainly I can give you chizzuk, in addition to covering your head. I'm a sheitel of many talents.

↑ NovelConcept ↓

Wed, Jul 25 2018, 10:18 am

MOVING TO WINNEPEG

Seriously? That is way too cool! Can I come along???

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, Jul 25 2018, 4:51 pm

Dipping 7 times, how many dips is that?

Um, 7.
Is this a trick question?
Scratching Head

What's the name of the busdriver?

↑ simba ↓

Wed, Jul 25 2018, 7:37 pm

DrMom wrote:

Dipping 7 times, how many dips is that?

Um, 7.
Is this a trick question?
Scratching Head

What's the name of the busdriver?

What color was George Washington's White Horse?