What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ soap suds ↓

Mon, Jul 09 2018, 9:11 pm

Can I Freeze...

If you visit the North Pole without protective clothing, you just might.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Tue, Jul 10 2018, 2:51 am

Last day for being in the country?

It should be printed on your visa.

↑ chicco ↓

Tue, Jul 10 2018, 5:18 am

Easy no bake chocolate cake?

Yes, at the bakery.

↑ Sadie

Tue, Jul 10 2018, 11:16 am

Kosher food mt. Sinai?

Manna?

↑ chicco ↓

Wed, Jul 11 2018, 5:29 pm

What to get the girl who has everything?

Legs worked for Ariel.

↑ enneamom ↓

Wed, Jul 11 2018, 8:33 pm

My clothes are all tinged blue

Oy, call Hatzolah! Do the Heimlich maneuver!

↑ penguin ↓

Thu, Jul 12 2018, 11:19 am

What's the average lifespan of a frying pan
Wait? Does it talk? Have a pulse?

Oysh, and here I've been subjecting mine to sreifah, and maybe even skilah (by throwing it into the sink or cabinet) and maybe chenek in the dishwasher. No wonder it has no kind words for me...

↑ daagahminayin ↓

Thu, Jul 12 2018, 5:16 pm

What’s the average lifespan of a frying pan

It really depends. Did you use your pan for sautéed vegetables, low-fat oatmeal, and tofu stir-fries? Or did you use it mainly for greasy pancakes and sugary French toast?

↑ NovelConcept ↓

Thu, Jul 12 2018, 6:57 pm

What's the average lifespan of a frying pan?

Depends on how many times you use it to whack someone over the head. Confused

↑ hodeez ↓

Thu, Jul 12 2018, 6:59 pm

Sweetest thing dh does for you

Breathes

↑ soap suds ↓

Thu, Jul 12 2018, 7:31 pm

HELP!!! We’re in hot water now!

Uh-uh. you shouldn't be there now. The 9 days have started already.

Shame on you

↑ soap suds ↓

Thu, Jul 12 2018, 7:32 pm

How much do I charge?

How should I know? What

↑ LovesHashem ↓

Fri, Jul 13 2018, 1:49 am

DS is hitting on me

That's what I read while skimming.
I HAD to look twice and saw it really said DS is hitting me.

yo'ma ↓

Fri, Jul 13 2018, 4:51 am

Anti-Semitic remark from the dentist
Who else thought of the seinfeld yada yada episode?

↑ NovelConcept ↓

Fri, Jul 13 2018, 7:12 am

LovesHashem wrote:

DS is hitting on me

That's what I read while skimming.
I HAD to look twice and saw it really said DS is hitting me.

I took a double take, thinking that it said: DH is hitting me.

↑ SixOfWands ↓

Fri, Jul 13 2018, 11:00 am

Lonely

I guess that's where I'm from. If I was from Canada, then I'd best be called lonesome

↑ SixOfWands ↓

Fri, Jul 13 2018, 11:07 am

yo'ma wrote:

Anti-Semitic remark from the dentist
Who else thought of the seinfeld yada yada episode?

Are you an anti-dentite?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, Jul 13 2018, 11:50 am

How to walk to Bais Faiga from E. Kennedy and Squankum?

Imasovtov and SixofWands, am I really going to get here first with an Aerosmith youtube? (Filters permitting.)

↑ SixOfWands ↓

Fri, Jul 13 2018, 12:04 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

How to walk to Bais Faiga from E. Kennedy and Squankum?

Imasovtov and SixofWands, am I really going to get here first with an Aerosmith youtube? (Filters permitting.)

With that challenge, I'll go with the Reverend Run

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, Jul 13 2018, 12:08 pm

SixOfWands wrote:

With that challenge, I'll go with the Reverend Run

That's the first hit when I googled Walk This Way, but I didn't want to post a link without seeing it myself, and I should be getting back to work now that I showed a family member a simcha picture s/he couldn't have otherwise seen. So no more excuse for me to be online. Gut Shabbos!