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Jewishfoodie
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 Mon, Mar 19 2018, 4:34 pm
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I have tons of Vicodin & Percocet and nothing to do with it. Anyone need some?
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Mon, Mar 19 2018, 5:06 pm
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Who wants to put my kids to bed? Anyone? Anyone?
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Jewishfoodie
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Mon, Mar 19 2018, 5:36 pm
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How many County singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Mon, Mar 19 2018, 6:41 pm
I wonder if vicodin and percocet is chometz. I think I will put it with my rice.
Excuse me while I warm up my vocals.. gotta go change some light bulbs.
My basement is clean for pesach. Any chometz eating children welcome because I LOVE to clean!
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Jewishfoodie
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Mon, Mar 19 2018, 6:48 pm
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Vaccinating your children is much worse than uncovering your hair in public and wearing oprn toe sandals with no sox. And eating lobster.
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HappyGoLucky1
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Mon, Mar 19 2018, 6:52 pm
I hope vaccinating isn't worse than ungroomed eyebrows, otherwise I'd be in trouble. Ungroomed eyebrows are really gross.
I'm thinking to have my 4 cups of wine preseder.
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Jewishfoodie
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Mon, Mar 19 2018, 7:07 pm
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Where can I find a therapist
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HappyGoLucky1
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Mon, Mar 19 2018, 7:19 pm
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I'm trying to suck my stomach in really hard hoping some fat will vanish into fat air before the chag.
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Mon, Mar 19 2018, 7:32 pm
I just came home from the mikva. I’m so exhausted. Who has strength now for zex??!! 
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Mon, Mar 19 2018, 7:39 pm
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Anyone want 2 boxes of lasagna noodles? Why do I Always have extra noodles/pasta to give away before pesach???
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Jewishfoodie
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Mon, Mar 19 2018, 7:39 pm
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I love love love mushrooms. All kinds. Baked, stuffed, grilled.. And the good ones...
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Mon, Mar 19 2018, 7:41 pm
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Ice cream or baked ziti or rock candy? Which is the least evil for a self-reward?
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Mon, Mar 19 2018, 7:44 pm
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It's so hard to lose weight. The same amount of weight takes double the time to lose as it takes to gain.
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Mon, Mar 19 2018, 7:44 pm
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Which is worse: the fact that I am only sitting down to dinner at 10:40 PM, or the fact that said dinner consists of frozen pizza?
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Jewishfoodie
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Mon, Mar 19 2018, 7:44 pm
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Did anyone ever go scuba diving in Eilat?
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Mon, Mar 19 2018, 7:47 pm
BH the flight was uneventful. Baby functioned as a baby.
But now in trying to fall asleep and it’s 4:46 Israel time but my internal clock refuses to cooperate.
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Jewishfoodie
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Mon, Mar 19 2018, 7:56 pm
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Snow for New York on Wednesday. No, this is not a comedy routine. Our meteorologists are broken.
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Mon, Mar 19 2018, 8:01 pm
Now is a good time as ever to partayyyy....
Without me of course. I'm ready to catch up on some Zzzs until the next EXHILARATING cleanup event!
Mmmm Chometzzzzz
Speaking of which..
Why oh why do people turn their kitchens over the day after purim? You have A WHOLE MONTH!! I will eat chometz until we burn those little bread bits gosh darn it!
My thoughts travel sporadically when I'm tired.
Chocolate anyone?
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SuperWify
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Mon, Mar 19 2018, 8:02 pm
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Tomorrow will be a fun day.
Finding a random Israeli mikvah, trying to find an excuse for seminary sister- who I have not seen all year- to watch the baby....
“Hey sis! You look great! Only gained a few pounds! Well... Here’s my child! He missed you! He needs a diaper change and bottle and good night kiss, story and songs and shema. Put him to sleep on your bunk bed. I’ll be back... tomorrow morning! Don’t worry I won’t leave him here forever! Bye!”
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