What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ Jewishfoodie ↓

Tue, Feb 20 2018, 5:06 pm

Bra fitting Brooklyn Ny

(Where would you buy such a huge bra? )

↑ SixOfWands ↓

Tue, Feb 20 2018, 6:25 pm

Conservatives -- a safe haven

I thought this was a site for Orthodox women. What's next, Reconstructionists, a safe haven?

↑ seeker ↓

Tue, Feb 20 2018, 11:45 pm

Monsey - party dress?
It might look a little funny with the snood, but you do you.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Wed, Feb 21 2018, 5:11 am

Monsey - party dress

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Feb 21 2018, 8:25 am

Do you drink on Purim?

No. Just to be machmir, I do not drink at all, to the point of dehydration. (Machlokes whether od bichlal or od lo bichlal.)

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Feb 21 2018, 8:26 am

Jewishfoodie wrote:

Bra fitting Brooklyn Ny

(Where would you buy such a huge bra? )

Maybe get advice from the cockroach that ate Cincinnati.

↑ enneamom ↓

Wed, Feb 21 2018, 9:10 am

Monsey. Party dress?

In my Monsey neighbrohood I always wear a party dress and a snood to the store. That's what they taught me in Isha Kesheira Academy.

(But seriously, what's with Monsey lately?)

↑ keym

Wed, Feb 21 2018, 9:31 am

What to expect when going off the Pill

Hmm. Now im going to take a rqndom guess here. A visit from your local stork?

↑ imasoftov ↓

Thu, Feb 22 2018, 8:35 am

Help! Who puts down concrete?

https://inhabitat.com/11-green.....rete/

(In case that wasn't clear my immediate reaction was to misread it as "who has negative things to say about concrete", not "who makes concrete surfaces")

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Feb 22 2018, 12:36 pm

Family Purim Costume Ideas?
I don't know how big your family is but a Trojan Horse should be big enough for all of you.

↑ enneamom ↓

Thu, Feb 22 2018, 12:43 pm

imasoftov wrote:

My reaction was, "does your concrete have rabies? Maybe try a vet?"

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sun, Feb 25 2018, 9:23 am

3 kids.is your house always clean and NEAT?

Of course. We also raise unicorns in the backyard and beanstalks in the front that reach up to the sky.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sun, Feb 25 2018, 10:38 am

From the other side...a heartfelt plea

↑ Jewishfoodie ↓

Sun, Feb 25 2018, 10:42 am

Sefarim Shrank Monsey

See what Sefarim can do?! What are you waiting for! It worked for Monsey..

Goodbye Tanya! Hello, Sefarim..

↑ Jewishfoodie ↓

Sun, Feb 25 2018, 10:47 am

Purim Seuda Meat Help

Dr. Schnitzeler. He's great with meat and meat problems. He's not cheap tho. He's like twice a week, @ $200 a session

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, Feb 25 2018, 2:24 pm

"Seforim shrank monsey"

honey I shrunk the kids

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sun, Feb 25 2018, 6:57 pm

Dh criticizing my clothes

I hate your body and your spirit and your clothes (with apologies to Leonard Cohen).

Oh so many versions to choose from ...

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sun, Feb 25 2018, 6:59 pm

How to not tell MIL going into labor

You know the expression "use your words"? Well do the opposite.

↑ Jewishfoodie ↓

Sun, Feb 25 2018, 7:02 pm

imasoftov wrote:

How to not tell MIL going into labor

You know the expression "use your words"? Well do the opposite.

Imasotov, I like your sense of humor!

↑ 33055 ↓

Sun, Feb 25 2018, 7:12 pm

How to not tell MIL going into labor

Ignore her if a puddle develops under her.

Ignore her complaining of contactions