What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ Jewishfoodie ↓

Mon, Jan 15 2018, 11:31 am

[b]Do you believe in love at first sight?

If you're talking about freshly pan seared garlic sea bass with a white wine/creme reduction sauce and fresh mushrooms, YES!

BayMom

Mon, Jan 15 2018, 6:34 pm

Did you raise your cleaning lady?
No, she was already grown up when she started working for me.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Tue, Jan 16 2018, 7:16 am

He learned to climb out of the crib and it is a nightmare!!!

↑ imasoftov ↓

Tue, Jan 16 2018, 7:26 am

In Olam Haba, will everybody know all my secrets?

Hell is other people - Jean-Paul Sartre, "No Exit"

↑ seeker ↓

Tue, Jan 16 2018, 9:29 am

How do you spell?
Very well, though I never made it to the end of the spelling bees Sad

↑ imasoftov ↓

Tue, Jan 16 2018, 5:58 pm

Old songs - really old

This song is 3400 years old and was discovered on a cuneiform tablet.

↑ Jewishfoodie ↓

Tue, Jan 16 2018, 6:00 pm

How do you spell?

Pourly

↑ imasoftov ↓

Tue, Jan 16 2018, 6:26 pm

imasoftov wrote:

ISO of Bungallow colony
One with an ATM machine, I hope.

Perhaps the hugger didn't understand the joke. ISO means "in search of", so the thread title is "in search of of ...", and ATM means automated teller machine, so an ATM machine is an "automated teller machine machine".

↑ imasoftov ↓

Tue, Jan 16 2018, 6:32 pm

Did you raise your cleaning lady?

Take two: Hotel Cleaning Lady Wins a Million at Vegas Poker Table

I'm sure there will be people who do not know anything about the game of poker, in which "raise" means to increase the previous bet made by another player, who will have to either increase their bet or lose whatever they have bet so far.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Tue, Jan 16 2018, 6:37 pm

How do you spell?

my browser's spellchecker does it for me

↑ seeker ↓

Wed, Jan 17 2018, 1:04 am

imasoftov wrote:

I barely blink at "ATM machine" anymore, it's the "PIN number" that gets on my nerves.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Wed, Jan 17 2018, 7:17 am

I looked in the mirror

or for those of you who have just joined the broadcast,

↑ imasoftov ↓

Wed, Jan 17 2018, 7:18 am

seeker wrote:

I barely blink at "ATM machine" anymore, it's the "PIN number" that gets on my nerves.

I thought of throwing PIN number in there too but decided not to, it would have been too long.

↑ Jewishfoodie ↓

Wed, Jan 17 2018, 8:19 pm

Save $$$ Don't Shampoo Hair

Save water. Don't bathe.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Thu, Jan 18 2018, 4:34 am

When there’s multiple ways to spell a name

use any of them

↑ imasoftov ↓

Thu, Jan 18 2018, 5:53 am

What do you call your mother as an adult?

The whole time I knew her she was an adult.

↑ penguin ↓

Thu, Jan 18 2018, 5:38 pm

Quote:

I barely blink at "ATM machine" anymore, it's the "PIN number" that gets on my nerves.

Right up there with "free gift" and "cholov yisroel milk".

↑ 33055 ↓

Thu, Jan 18 2018, 9:19 pm

How many bags of chips for shabby party

One snack size one for all your guests to share will insure it is the shabbiest party ever.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, Jan 19 2018, 8:49 am

Squishy wrote:

How many bags of chips for shabby party

One snack size one for all your guests to share will insure it is the shabbiest party ever.

I must dig up this thread!
My reaction: One, if it's big enough. (Same answer to the Shabbos question, How many challos did it cost?)

↑ Jewishfoodie ↓

Fri, Jan 19 2018, 8:59 am

Should I get a new breast pump?

It depends how flat/deflated you are..