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↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Sun, Dec 24 2017, 3:49 pm

Iso piano tuner

You can tune a piano, but you can't tune-a fish! LOL

↑ imasoftov ↓

Mon, Dec 25 2017, 12:09 am

Alternatives to paper clips ?

↑ imasoftov ↓

Tue, Dec 26 2017, 2:42 am

Male trainer in Brooklyn

How Training a Man and Training a Puppy Aren't that Different

disclaimer - this is not actual relationship advice, which can only be obtained by writing a vague description of a minor problem in your marriage while not mentioning the blue whale in the bathtub.

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Dec 26 2017, 10:33 am

"Would you make a deal with hashem if he helped with s/t?"

it's probably better than a deal with the devil !!!

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Dec 26 2017, 12:10 pm

"Looking for a Jewish cleaning lady"

I'm jewish ~ but I don't clean unless it's for pesach

rainbow

Tue, Dec 26 2017, 12:15 pm

imasoftov wrote:

What does a functional home look like?

↑ SixOfWands ↓

Tue, Dec 26 2017, 12:44 pm

Searching for the yummiest pajamas.

shock

I could post something, but I doubt Yael would like it. Just google "edible ...."

↑ SixOfWands ↓

Tue, Dec 26 2017, 12:54 pm

Looking for a Jewish Cleaning Lady

The final chapter of the exciting trilogy that started with Looking for a Unicorn, and continued with Looking for a Yeti.

rachl613

Tue, Dec 26 2017, 1:47 pm

Sil boundaries

I thought the poster meant that her Sil was getting to close to dh. Turned out it was about her relationship with her Sil which seems pretty messed up. I don't know which of the 2 I'd prefer. Both seem bad.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Tue, Dec 26 2017, 10:51 pm

Would you make a deal with hashem if he helped with s/t?

And if I only could
I'd make a deal with God
And I'd get him to swap our places

rest of lyrics here might also be my reactions to some other threads ...

↑ imasoftov ↓

Tue, Dec 26 2017, 10:56 pm

greenfire wrote:

"Would you make a deal with hashem if he helped with s/t?"

it's probably better than a deal with the devil !!!

Kate Bush said about the song I posted, "I was trying to say that, really, a man and a woman, can't understand each other because we are a man and a woman. And if we could actually swap each others roles, if we could actually be in each others place for a while, I think we'd both be very surprised! [Laughs] And I think it would be lead to a greater understanding. And really the only way I could think it could be done was either... you know, I thought a deal with the devil, you know. And I thought, ``well, no, why not a deal with God!'' You know, because in a way it's so much more powerful the whole idea of asking God to make a deal with you. "

http://gaffa.org/cloud/music/r......html

↑ imasoftov ↓

Wed, Dec 27 2017, 12:15 am

Hydrogen Peroxide Therapy

Two scientists walk into a bar.
“I’ll have H2O,” says the 1st.
“I'll have H2O, too” says the 2nd.
Bartender kicks them both out because they refused to buy a real drink.

(someone is going to post, "no, that's not the punchline, it goes ..." but the above tweet by Neil deGrasse Tyson assumes you already know it)

↑ imasoftov ↓

Wed, Dec 27 2017, 2:38 am

Dancing with my husband?

It could lead to ... never mind

↑ imasoftov ↓

Wed, Dec 27 2017, 7:18 am

But she's a "skirt tugger"

↑ Cookiegirl ↓

Wed, Dec 27 2017, 10:10 am

Wearing wig further back- tips?

Well yeah, duh...considering how long, heavy and luxurious the wig is, did you really think it wouldn't drag you down to the point of tipping over?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Dec 27 2017, 2:26 pm

price of cheese in Boro Park

Is this frumspeak for price of tea in China?

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sat, Dec 30 2017, 9:22 pm

Friends wet pants smell

Your friends are wet and their pants smell?
You're friends with the smell of wet pants?
You're informing your friends that wet pants smell?
You actually meant wet paint, and someone sat in it and that's the smell?

Jewishfoodie ↓

Sat, Dec 30 2017, 9:52 pm

Help! I'm pregnant and stepped on a nail!

Get a tetanus shot

↑ Jewishfoodie ↓

Sat, Dec 30 2017, 9:54 pm

Four woman doing sleeve surgery in Mexico now missing kidney..

I'm no detective, but they kinda know where to find it...

I know, it's a scam..

Metukah

Sun, Dec 31 2017, 1:12 am

'small family - WWYT'
Myob

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