What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Nov 14 2017, 1:51 pm

imasoftov wrote:

Tips and advice from ladies who live in small apartments.

Bring the cow, the goat, and the chickens inside.

Can always rely on you for a good laugh!

↑ iammom ↓

Tue, Nov 14 2017, 5:26 pm

Instant Pot on Shabbat

I've heard of weekend alcoholics... are there weekend druggies too?
If so, count me in!

↑ imasoftov ↓

Tue, Nov 14 2017, 8:29 pm

Where did that lie begin that frum yidden don't get married

Because we're a nation of priests?

↑ imasoftov ↓

Tue, Nov 14 2017, 8:32 pm

iammom wrote:

Instant Pot on Shabbat

I've heard of weekend alcoholics... are there weekend druggies too?
If so, count me in!

Kosher Marijuana Edibles Are a Sabbath Necessity for Observant Jewish Stoners

↑ imasoftov ↓

Tue, Nov 14 2017, 9:28 pm

Laws of lashon hora-support groups, and deception

What are the laws of lashon hara support groups, and what is deceptive about them?

↑ imasoftov ↓

Wed, Nov 15 2017, 3:48 am

Pit in the stomach feeling in first trimester

Is this about how children decide that a pregnant woman swallowed a watermelon seed and it is growing inside her?

↑ Boca00

Wed, Nov 15 2017, 7:27 am

Imasoftov, I love your sense of humor!

↑ SixOfWands ↓

Wed, Nov 15 2017, 2:27 pm

imasoftov wrote:

Kosher Marijuana Edibles Are a Sabbath Necessity for Observant Jewish Stoners

... let Joan Nathan show you how

http://forward.com/schmooze/38.....than/

↑ imasoftov ↓

Thu, Nov 16 2017, 11:38 am

What is your love language?

She said, "Love, love, love is everything."
I said, "Ok, I guess, whatever."
She said, "What does that mean?"
I said, "Nothin. It's just good to have a backup plan."

She said, "I guess that means you don't got love."
I said, "Maybe I love everyone."
She said, "That's the same as lovin no one."
I said, "Ok, I guess, whatever."

And I have a dream of a New American Language
One with a little bit more Spanish
I have a dream of a new pop music
That tells the truth, with a good beat and some nice harmonies
I have a dream
I have a dream

Tourist towns are a drag sometimes
But in non-tourist towns you can get beat up
Just for lookin a little different
I guess the thing to do is just stay at home

Yeah, but sometimes I think the thing to do
Would be to get a place way out in Missouri
Put down as many months rent as you can part with
Tell everybody else you went to France

I said, "Remember that conversation we had about love?"
I said, "Well, I think that you were right."
She said, "I don't remember sayin nothin about love
It must have been a fantasy of the moment."
I have a dream
I have a dream

I dream of joining the Mafia
And whether people like me is unimportant
I dream of your clock radio
Waking you up with my songs

I have a dream of a New American Language
I dream of new beginnings
I dream of saturation bombing
I dream mostly about love

I have a dream
I have a dream
I have a dream
I have a dream

↑ Kiwi13 ↓

Thu, Nov 16 2017, 11:50 am

“What do you do when the para is out?”

Call the para company and use a flashlight until they fix it.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Thu, Nov 16 2017, 12:00 pm

Neimann Babysitter- Boro Park

I keep expecting to read that she charges two-fifty an hour ...

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