Did you know Yoshke was a woman?

purplegirl ↓

Wed, Jul 04 2007, 7:21 am

There are 3 good arguments that Yoshke was Black:

1. He called everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Yoshke was Jewish:

1. He went into His Fathers business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother thought he was God.

But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Yoshke was Italian:

1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Yoshke was a Californian:

1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Yoshke was Irish:

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Yoshke was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.

↑ purplegirl

Wed, Jul 04 2007, 4:39 pm

MommyLuv wrote:

it's really funny...lol....but am I the only one who feels a little weird seeing this on Imamother? Kinda almost too complimentary to JC....

I think making fun of him is the best way to show total disrespect.

I didn't make this up, cm, I found it online. Mr. Green

mimivan

Wed, Jul 04 2007, 6:01 pm

be glad you don't understand the references mamabear...but since I do anyway, it was a good laugh...

(they left one out.. I heard he was a gay...he said of himself he was going fishing for men! and he never got married and told his followers to leave behind their families.

dh says that tradition says he was a mamzer and his mother conceived him with a Roman soldier!