Great Bar Mitzva Invitation :)

Motek

Thu, Jul 26 2007, 3:48 pm

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It is with great stress, emotional and physical fatigue
and incredible financial sacrifice beyond comprehension,
that we invite you to join us as our wonderful son

Jacob Adam

is called to the Torah as a Bar Mitzvah.

Saturday, May 12th - (yes we realize its Mother's Day Weekend)

Temple Israel
14 Coleytown Road
Westport, Connecticut 06880

at the ungodly hour of 9 am
Even though you don't really need to be there until 10:20am to catch
the real action.

If you make it through the 3 hour service,
please skip the kiddush (its just cookies and cake)
and join us instead for the ostentatious evening meal (Kosher, my
husband's idea),
which
starts at 7 PM, (not 8 PM.. or you will miss out on the 2000 canaps).

Birchwood Country Club
25 Kings Hwy S
Westport, CT 06880

(which we had to join just for this event and you would not believe
the initiation fees)

Please have the courtesy of showing up if you RSVP that you are
attending, or you will be billed for $210.00 a plate if you are a
no-show. Please RSVP as soon as you get this and not a day before the
cut-off date. I can't take the stress.

The gift of choice is either green, or contains a routing and account
number. "

Hope
you can make it! Lisa and David Miller

Dress: Black Tie optional
Theme: 007 James Bond
Kippot and Matching Eye Patch will be provided