What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ WitchKitty ↓

Mon, Jun 19 2017, 4:11 pm

The Cleaners Burnt Down With My DH Clothes Inside!

I would run out to buy new ones instead of posting, he may feel uncomfortable driving to shul naked.

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Jun 19 2017, 9:55 pm

Question about life - women with IF don't read

1. That's not a question.
2. You are mistaken: My best friend had IF and she reads just fine.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Tue, Jun 20 2017, 10:28 am

Birth control before having ant children?

Your BC pills probably don't work on ants.

Seriously

Tue, Jun 20 2017, 8:06 pm

My six year old makes in his bed

Wow, does he make it every morning? Can he come over and make ours too!?

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Jun 21 2017, 4:55 am

Possible to have young kids,clean house, no yelling?
Rolling Laughter

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Jun 21 2017, 5:00 am

Armpit/ underarm pain!

I keep reading "underarm paint" . Is that a new fashion for those who wear sleeveless?

↑ treestump

Wed, Jun 21 2017, 5:14 am

zaq wrote:

Armpit/ underarm pain!

I keep reading "underarm paint" . Is that a new fashion for those who wear sleeveless?

Paris Jackson did dye her armpit hair green, or pink, or something at the Met Gala...

(I'm embarrassed that I even know this. Thanks, Google News.)

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Jun 21 2017, 5:56 am

Possible to have young kids, clean house, no yelling?

Now don't be sad/Coz 2 out of 3 ain't bad Music

(JK, OP, but if this is true, we know which one to compromise on, yes? Very Happy

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↑ Iymnok ↓

Wed, Jun 21 2017, 10:41 am

How does one know that it's time to quit ima?

When you become a Bubby.

↑ imasinger ↓

Wed, Jun 21 2017, 10:46 am

Iymnok wrote:

How does one know that it's time to quit ima?

When you become a Bubby.

And miss out on the Over 50 and grandmother's forum? Never!

(Besides, the roles change, but you never quit being Ima. Ask your own mother. Smile

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↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Jun 21 2017, 12:00 pm

I liked my own anonymous post

Sorry, OP. We'll have to report you, out you, and run you through the gauntlet.

↑ Fox

Wed, Jun 21 2017, 6:07 pm

"My L'Eggs Pantyhose Wrinkle at the Ankle. Is It My Legs?"

Hmmm . . . Do you also suffer from grey, leathery skin? Do you frequently feel your ears are too large for your face? Was your job with Ringling Bros. Barnum & Bailey Circus recently terminated?

If so, I think I know the problem.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, Jun 23 2017, 12:53 pm

Telephones in the bathroom
Peppermints in the parlor

And, so close it should count as immediate
Telephone, bathroom, Mrs. Peacock.

↑ penguin ↓

Sun, Jun 25 2017, 4:23 pm

Quote:

Zero zero zero energy

Enough energy to type zero 3 times, or at least to cut & paste. Catch me on a really bad day & I would type it as:

0 NRG

↑ penguin ↓

Sun, Jun 25 2017, 4:24 pm

And, so close it should count as immediate
Telephone, bathroom, Mrs. Peacock.

I had to google it. Good one, PF!
(I guess you play a lot of Clue with your kids!)