What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Mar 28 2017, 2:50 pm

"How do you stretch the dollar? "

use a rubber tree plant ... cause you have high hopes

↑ yksraya ↓

Tue, Mar 28 2017, 4:43 pm

MIL on imamother!

Just Wave

lifesagift

Tue, Mar 28 2017, 4:45 pm

Someone asked where can she get something monogrammed for dh
I read a mammogram for dh

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Mar 28 2017, 6:33 pm

lifesagift wrote:

Someone asked where can she get something monogrammed for dh
I read a mammogram for dh

Men do get breast cancer and therefore do get mammograms. I imagine one might have a hard time finding a place for dh to get one.

harriet

Tue, Mar 28 2017, 8:26 pm

zaq wrote:

Men do get breast cancer and therefore do get mammograms. I imagine one might have a hard time finding a place for dh to get one.

I knew men get breast cancer (I know someone who passed from it) but didn't know they got mammograms (his wasn't found through a mammogram). I didn't realize they had enough breast tissue to fit between the plates of a mammogram. Ouch!

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Mar 28 2017, 8:53 pm

"How to deal wiht pregnancy and heavy pesach food? "

I know matza can be heavy ~ get your husband to carry it over his shoulder like when we left mitzraim

↑ yksraya ↓

Tue, Mar 28 2017, 9:58 pm

greenfire wrote:

"How do you stretch the dollar? "

use a rubber tree plant ... cause you have high hopes

And I was thinking "don't stretch it, it can tear, give it to me instead"

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Mar 29 2017, 12:36 am

"Anyone else living with Vulvodynia?"

her husband: Vladimir

↑ 33055 ↓

Wed, Mar 29 2017, 2:56 pm

Stubborn 3.5 year old, please help me!

No matter how nice you ask, a stubborn 3.5 year old is not going to help you.

↑ seeker ↓

Wed, Mar 29 2017, 5:10 pm

ISO Sierra Mist Diet Brooklyn
I'm not sure it exists yet but you should definitely start it. It would taste way better than the Cabbage Juice Diet.

↑ imeinu

Wed, Mar 29 2017, 10:37 pm

seeker wrote:

ISO Sierra Mist Diet Brooklyn
I'm not sure it exists yet but you should definitely start it. It would taste way better than the Cabbage Juice Diet.

my reaction exactly!

Drink 8-10 cups of Sierra Mist daily. Lose up to 50 lb in 2 weeks.
Love it!

↑ greenfire ↓

Thu, Mar 30 2017, 4:04 pm

"Please share your pesach freezer recipes!"

ice cubes

↑ greenfire ↓

Thu, Mar 30 2017, 4:19 pm

"Help me stop wearing a straight black skirt every day!"

would it help if you got a matching straight jacket

↑ greenfire ↓

Thu, Mar 30 2017, 5:37 pm

"Therapy that deals with Feelings"

have you tried a punching bag ?!

↑ greenfire ↓

Thu, Mar 30 2017, 8:29 pm

"3 car seats in a camry...! "

sounds like the beginning of a joke ...

↑ greenfire ↓

Thu, Mar 30 2017, 8:30 pm

"Do you eat Splenda... "

nopes ~ I don't even drink it

↑ penguin ↓

Thu, Mar 30 2017, 8:45 pm

What is wrong with shoe palace?! $145 for pointy shoes?
If they were rounded toe shoes you'd be okay with the price?

↑ yksraya ↓

Thu, Mar 30 2017, 8:55 pm

Metal labels

I read it "mental labels"

(Ooh boy! My preg brain makes me read so well!)

↑ 33055 ↓

Thu, Mar 30 2017, 9:30 pm

First baby wondering aloud

Is this the frum version of "Look Who's Talking"?

↑ imasinger ↓

Fri, Mar 31 2017, 12:49 am

Please share your Pesach freezer recipes.

I don't make my freezer from scratch, I buy it ready made. Often from Sears. If you are making your own, you must be a balebuste like this: