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  imasoftov  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Dec 14 2016, 8:28 am
STOP WHINING!!!
Shouting is better?
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  debsey  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Dec 14 2016, 3:55 pm
Am I responsible for all the kids on the block?

Yes. Didn't you get the memo?
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  penguin  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Dec 14 2016, 4:01 pm
Freezing latkes yea or nay?
Personally, I prefer them hot.
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  treestump  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Dec 14 2016, 4:39 pm
penguin wrote:
Freezing latkes yea or nay?
Personally, I prefer them hot.


Some like it hot....
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  debsey  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Dec 14 2016, 5:25 pm
STOP WHINING!!!

But I want to whine! Why can't I whine? PLEEEEASEEEEE let me whine! All the other kids whine. Everyone else's mother lets them whine. I'll be your best friend. Come on! You're so mean. Please please please please please..... Exploding anger Fine. I'll stop whining. But you're the meanest mother in the world, just so you know.
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  MitzadSheini  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Dec 14 2016, 5:39 pm
Stop Whining
Or I'm seriously gonna start wining Im with stupid Cheers Cheers Cheers
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  33055  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Dec 14 2016, 9:26 pm
Non-chulent crockpot ideas for Shabbos

With all the crazy spelling on imamother, I keep reading this as nonchalant crockpot ideas for Shabbos.
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  imasoftov  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 15 2016, 5:14 am
How would you answer 13 year old harlot question?

All those apostrophes misused in plurals have to come from somewhere ...
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  grace413  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 15 2016, 5:52 am
How would you answer 13 year old harlot question?

Depends on what the 13 year old harlot's question actually was. In addition to answering appropriately, I'd probably see if I could steer her to a better line of work.
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  SixOfWands  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 15 2016, 10:10 am
Don't feed the troll

But what if it just had a baby with a sweet transvestite from trans3xual Transylvania (which is actually where the Satmar are orginally from -- well, Transylvania, anyway -- but I'm pretty sure that he's Modern Orthodox, or Dracula) who looks like Donald Trump but dresses like Hillary Clinton, and needs help with the kids but no one will help because they're afraid that the child might be a mamzer, or maybe a Libertarian, I'm not sure. Then the troll needs meals.
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  sequoia  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 15 2016, 10:19 am
Am I responsible for all the kids on the block?

Nope, just the new ones

#90sthemeparty
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  33055  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 15 2016, 11:21 am
Would u let ur child play at house where father caught harlot?

If there are no other harlots working in the house for the father to catch.
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  imasoftov  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 15 2016, 3:46 pm
Would u let ur child play at house where father caught harlot?

As Groucho Marx didn't quite say, "One morning I caught a harlot in my house. How she got in my house, I don't know."
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  imasoftov  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 15 2016, 4:02 pm
SixOfWands wrote:
Don't feed the troll

But what if it just had a baby with a sweet transvestite from trans3xual Transylvania (which is actually where the Satmar are orginally from -- well, Transylvania, anyway -- but I'm pretty sure that he's Modern Orthodox, or Dracula) who looks like Donald Trump but dresses like Hillary Clinton, and needs help with the kids but no one will help because they're afraid that the child might be a mamzer, or maybe a Libertarian, I'm not sure. Then the troll needs meals.

What if the troll him/herself is a mamzer(et)? Do we feed him/her? Norman, coordinate.
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thunderstorm




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 15 2016, 4:43 pm
"What is In Style now in Brooklyn"?

you don't even have to mention the Brooklyn part. That would be the only place where you would feel the need to ask this question, so that youcan keep up with Kliens. I'm glad I get to choose my OWN style.
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  yksraya  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 15 2016, 7:19 pm
Don't feed the troll

"Chicken or beef"
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  SixOfWands  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Dec 16 2016, 9:28 am
Lesbians in Seminary!

The exciting new sequel to Snakes on a Plane. Coming to a theater near you this Chanukah.
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  33055  




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Dec 17 2016, 8:29 pm
What's in style now in Brooklyn?

$600 sweaters in Taubers on 13th.
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Dec 17 2016, 9:25 pm
Babyzen yoyo

Is it just me or is anyone else thinking of a toddler Dalai Lama doing loop the loop?
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  jeweled  




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Dec 17 2016, 11:44 pm
Squishy wrote:
What's in style now in Brooklyn?

$600 sweaters in Taubers on 13th.


Well done!
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