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  the world's best mom




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 16 2016, 6:01 pm
Poem needed for present

Dear Present,

I'd like to thank you, dear old gift,
For giving my day a wonderful lift.
I'll remember my anniversary, sure as heck
When I wear you around my neck.
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  imasinger  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Nov 17 2016, 10:53 pm
Shells not as high as I'd like

Um. Is this another pot thread? Just how high would you like our sweet friend Seashells to get?
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  LittleDucky




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Nov 18 2016, 12:10 pm
Anyone's DH a Chaplin?
Sorry, he isn't related to Charlie.
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  youngishbear  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Nov 18 2016, 2:18 pm
Anyone's DH a Chaplin?

Well, mine thinks he's hilarious, but he ain't no Charlie...
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  The Happy Wife




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Nov 19 2016, 11:51 pm
Windi Muraska Midwife

Who's tripping down the streets of the city?
Smiling at everybody she sees?
Who's reaching out to capture a moment?
Everyone knows it's Windi!
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Nov 20 2016, 3:47 pm
Advice from the female experts!!

IOW, no trolls, please.
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  Hatemywig  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Nov 20 2016, 5:11 pm
Piano tuning lakewood

Now that should be a sight for sore eyes (or a deafening sound)
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  seeker  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Nov 20 2016, 11:07 pm
What do you do with your toddlers before they are in school?
Give them breakfast, stuff them into clothes, and take them to school. Of course.
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  penguin  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Nov 22 2016, 4:10 pm
PinkFridge wrote:
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Which reminds me of something I heard, don't know if it's true or not. The popular Chevy Nova does not sell well in Spanish speaking countries. (No va = doesn't go.)


Imasoftov:
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When BSE ("Mad Cow Disease") was in the news, it was often mentioned that it was caused by an prion. Kuru was sometimes mentioned as a previously known disease also caused by a prion.
Quote:
That pun only works in the Yoknapatawpha County dialect ...


MitzadSheini
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imasoftov - you've totally lost me now

Me too. Can you please elaborate so I don't loose sleep over this?
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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Nov 22 2016, 9:25 pm
"First anniversary & not creative"

celebrate 🎊🎆🎇
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  seeker  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 23 2016, 12:47 am
Slow cooker advice needed

Plan in advance, take shortcuts, and leave yourself more time than you think it will take. If you're the slow cooker, maybe your husband or kids can take over some. If your husband's the slow cooker, it might be more efficient to just do it yourself.
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  heidi




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 23 2016, 1:35 am
"Is you son bring a smart phone to bais medrash?"
I saw, Is your son bringing a smart phone to base? As in army base.
I guess it's all in the perspective
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  water_bear88  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 23 2016, 4:19 am
In Chinuch/Education-
When and how does it start?

Isn't it in-utero, by Gavriel?
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  imasoftov  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 23 2016, 5:31 am
penguin wrote:
PinkFridge wrote:
Quote:
Which reminds me of something I heard, don't know if it's true or not. The popular Chevy Nova does not sell well in Spanish speaking countries. (No va = doesn't go.)


Imasoftov:
Quote:
When BSE ("Mad Cow Disease") was in the news, it was often mentioned that it was caused by an prion. Kuru was sometimes mentioned as a previously known disease also caused by a prion.
Quote:
That pun only works in the Yoknapatawpha County dialect ...


MitzadSheini
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imasoftov - you've totally lost me now

Me too. Can you please elaborate so I don't loose sleep over this?

Yoknapatawpha County is a fictional location created by William Faulkner that appears in his writing, including his books about the Snopes family. Snopes.com, named after that family, is a place where one could find out if the story about the Chevy Nova is true or not.
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  imasoftov  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 23 2016, 5:35 am
Idiot proof babywearing

Is the idiot wearing the baby or interfering with someone else who is?
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  MitzadSheini  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 23 2016, 5:57 am
imasoftov wrote:
Yoknapatawpha County is a fictional location created by William Faulkner that appears in his writing, including his books about the Snopes family. Snopes.com, named after that family, is a place where one could find out if the story about the Chevy Nova is true or not.


Wow. Ok, thanks for that. See I didn't even realise there was a snopes family. I thought it was some sort of pun about "snooping". Interesting. Oh and now that I (sort of) understand it, very funny.
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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 23 2016, 11:16 am
"Looking for an "ayin hara lady" near brooklyn"

נישט ביי דיר ~ און נישט ביי קיינעם געדאכט
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imeinu  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 23 2016, 11:42 pm
56 days late
Pregnancy

would have thought they'd induce by now...
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  33055  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Nov 24 2016, 12:36 am
First baby - what should I get on black Friday?

How about a boy?
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busymother




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Nov 27 2016, 8:54 pm
If u don't have cleaning lady how do you change linen every week

Step 1: make sure no one is still in bed
Step 2: remove linen from bed
Step 3: place in washing machine
Step 4: when done washing, transfer to dryer
Step 5: when all dry replace linen into beds
Step 6: make sure all who sleep there shower before bed for at least the first three nights;)
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