Things I never thought I'd need to say...

PinkandYellow

Mon, Mar 14 2016, 10:35 pm

If you eat some of the dinner, which includes beans, I will let you sing the bean song (at the table only, not in front of other ppl, and yes I was feeling desperate)

There is no charge to use the bathroom, it is free unlimited, so why can't you just go when I tell you to?! (Especially since you are doing the pishy dance!)

mommy9

Mon, Mar 14 2016, 10:57 pm

No jumping on my couch. When you have your own couch, you can jump on it.

If you don't put your clothes in the hamper, you can't brush your teeth (it worked!)

SYA

Tue, Mar 15 2016, 3:15 pm

Your baby sister is not a doll. She's a baby. Careful.

-that's to my almost 2 year old who gives super tight hugs and loads of kisses to my baby and doesn't know when to stop.

Rutabaga

Mon, Mar 28 2016, 11:38 pm

Imagine what you would do if you were a spoon.

↑ Zehava

Mon, Mar 28 2016, 11:59 pm

Oh there's a doggie on your bed? Where is it? Let me talk to it.
"Doggie? Right you're a nice doggie? You watch over Sarala and don't let any of the other animals hurt her ok?"
It worked btw
You're welcome

newmommy:)

Tue, Mar 29 2016, 5:43 am

mommy9 wrote:

If you don't put your clothes in the hamper, you can't brush your teeth (it worked!)

lol im going to try that!

- you can sit next to baby but not ON baby.

- you need to finish your chocolate milk before you can have the cookie

↑ Cookie Monster

Tue, Mar 29 2016, 7:20 am

newmommy:) wrote:

lol im going to try that!

- you can sit next to baby but not ON baby.

- you need to finish your chocolate milk before you can have the cookie

If you finish your noodle soup you can get a cookie.

↑ Laiya

Tue, Mar 29 2016, 8:17 am

No sharing the toilet!

↑ Tzutzie

Tue, Mar 29 2016, 9:54 am

You cant have jelly beans for breakfast but you can choose one when you make in the toilet.

There is no purple bread in this house. You can choose ww or rye.

↑ Chayalle

Tue, Mar 29 2016, 10:09 am

I'm sorry that you feel that your Shabbos robe is too small on you and uncomfortable. You can either wear it as is or put on pajamas. Sorry, the new robe hanging in your closet is for Pesach. No, you cannot wear it this Shabbos.

(robe fits her just fine and no issues until the new one was tempting her....)

pause ↓

Sun, May 01 2016, 5:18 pm

So over YT, I had lots of opportunity to say things I never thought I'd need to say, such as:

Please don't put your peyos into the chicken soup.
and
Everyone gets only one spoon per course.

penguin

Sun, May 01 2016, 5:28 pm

Quote:

Please don't put your peyos into the chicken soup.

This really has me rolling (my kids peyos are not really long enough to put into the soup...) Do you have any clue why your son wanted to do this? To try painting the table with chicken soup?

↑ mommyla ↓

Wed, May 11 2016, 2:27 pm

Stop licking the door.

No, you can't bite the stairs. (Incidentally [or maybe not] not the same kid)

No, we don't put things in our tushies. embarrassed

suzyq

Wed, May 11 2016, 2:57 pm

mommyla wrote:

Stop licking the door.

You stole mine!

↑ mommyla

Wed, May 11 2016, 3:01 pm

suzyq wrote:

You stole mine!

Looks like we both have loony kids

↑ pause

Wed, May 11 2016, 9:48 pm

mommyla wrote:

Stop licking the door.

Oh, this is so normal around here:
Stop licking the chair.
Stop chewing up the hood drawstring of your jacket.
Stop biting the book you were reading.
Stop licking the telephone.

Exploding anger

This kid of mine has a loose tongue!

↑ mazal555

Wed, May 11 2016, 10:11 pm

Those are mommy's diapers

(dc wanted to know what a kotex is)

↑ belovedaz

Tue, Sep 19 2023, 12:04 am

Reviving this. Came across this thread and laughed like a meshugana! We moms say the darndest things!

MyUsername

Tue, Sep 19 2023, 2:38 am

Do not eat your ear wax! Even if you think it tastes good. . . No, I've never tasted ear wax.

Do not lick other people's tongues!

6000miles

Tue, Sep 19 2023, 4:00 am

If you let me take the green icky out of your nose, I’ll show you how big it is!!!!