What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ 33055 ↓

Mon, Apr 11 2016, 8:46 pm

Do my kids need passports from NYC to Florida?

No, but don't forget to exchange your money.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Tue, Apr 12 2016, 6:46 am

Butterfly's about new mikvah

טובלת ושרץ בידה

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Apr 12 2016, 2:53 pm

"Urgent and exiting call to all harry potter fans!! "

sounds like you need a wand & expelliarmus spell to open this thread

↑ imasoftov ↓

Tue, Apr 12 2016, 8:52 pm

What is meaning DH?

How should we know what your husband means? Ask him yourself!

↑ 33055 ↓

Tue, Apr 12 2016, 10:08 pm

Don't want to be coat checked by the door

Me neither; I hate when the door coat checks me.

↑ howru2day ↓

Tue, Apr 12 2016, 10:51 pm

Advice please - how much do these jobs earn?

If jobs earn as opposed to humans, I think I'm becoming a job (and strike it rich!)

↑ howru2day ↓

Tue, Apr 12 2016, 10:54 pm

Inducing... What happens?

It can be either a girl or a boy, but your doctor might be able to tell you that beforehand

↑ penguin ↓

Tue, Apr 12 2016, 10:59 pm

jacob small therapist
let's see if I got this. you have a son jacob and he needs a small therapist because he's intimidated by tall or large people?
and therefore you write in small letters as opposed to using capital letters?

↑ seeker ↓

Wed, Apr 13 2016, 12:50 am

Help with ice cream
HOLD IT I'M COMING OVER TO HELP WITH YOUR ICE CREAM RIGHT NOW

↑ 33055 ↓

Wed, Apr 13 2016, 4:46 am

Baby/toddler color advice

Generally a shade similar to the parents is best.

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Wed, Apr 13 2016, 7:06 am

Melatonim with ADHD

Actually, I think the plural is "melatonot".

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Apr 13 2016, 10:28 am

Liberals, Don't Homeschool Your Kids

As Scrambled Eggs was for Yesterday, a useful placeholder for the Bruces while tinkering with the Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys.

(Hat tip to google for digging up the Bruces. And apologies if I said something like this in 2012 when the thread first appeared.)

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Apr 13 2016, 11:14 am

"Fish on Pesach"

sure but only if you use worms or matza as bait ...

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Apr 13 2016, 1:13 pm

"Please help me find numb of cleaners/lakewood "

everybody is numb from cleaning ... in lakewood, in cleveland, in london, ...

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Apr 13 2016, 1:58 pm

"Inducing... What happens?"

surprise ~ usually a baby pops out ~

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Apr 13 2016, 2:37 pm

"This cake recipe came out amazing. Doesn't taste pesachdi'k."

well it's not pesach yet ...

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Apr 13 2016, 2:49 pm

"Peasach recipies"

peas will not work ~ pies might Tongue Out

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Apr 13 2016, 3:00 pm

entertainment forum ~ "What ladies show for Chol Hamoed"

seriously ladies get a grip ... tznius applies to chol hamoed too - keep yourself covered & away from the strip clubs !!!

↑ Iymnok ↓

Wed, Apr 13 2016, 3:09 pm

Bringing Meat into Switzerland. Please help!

I'd be glad to, just buy me a ticket!

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Apr 13 2016, 5:42 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

nah ~ if you're senile like me the joke gets new again