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 Mon, Apr 04 2016, 9:03 pm
| Quote: | Pesach is coming, I'm so nervous,
I'm gonna yell and scream out loud;
Days, weeks, or months, we clean out chometz
Then cook like crazy for a crowd... |
Kinderlach shrei, Ad mosai
How long will Mommy make us starve
How long must we eat on the porch
.... nothing to rhyme with that.... oh well...
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greenfire
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Mon, Apr 04 2016, 9:06 pm
| penguin wrote: | Pesach is coming, I'm so nervous,
I'm gonna yell and scream out loud;
Days, weeks, or months, we clean out chometz
Then cook like crazy for a crowd...
Kinderlach shrei, Ad mosai
How long will Mommy make us starve
How long must we eat on the porch
.... nothing to rhyme with that.... oh well... |
I hear a tune 
 oops read last page first ... it is a tune 
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Mon, Apr 04 2016, 9:53 pm
"Looking for name to join with Shalom"
Task Force
Aleichem
Bayis
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greenfire
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Mon, Apr 04 2016, 10:05 pm
"How do I get over procrastinating on a report"
the best way is to start a thread ...
then continue to procrastinate with a very good excuse
imamother addiction
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greenfire
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Mon, Apr 04 2016, 10:07 pm
"Good car for kids close in age"
can you wait till kids grow up before you worry
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imasinger
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Mon, Apr 04 2016, 10:11 pm
| penguin wrote: | Pesach is coming, I'm so nervous,
I'm gonna yell and scream out loud;
Days, weeks, or months, we clean out chometz
Then cook like crazy for a crowd...
Kinderlach shrei, Ad mosai
How long will Mommy make us starve
How long must we eat on the porch
.... nothing to rhyme with that.... oh well... |
My 13 y.o. DD's suggestion:
Till we put the chometz to the torch...
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tryinghard
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Mon, Apr 04 2016, 10:15 pm
"Let's talk לשון הרע"
ummmm let's not
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observer
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Mon, Apr 04 2016, 10:49 pm
"How do I get over procrastinating on a report?"
Oh, just do it tomorrow...
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penguin
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Mon, Apr 04 2016, 11:02 pm
penguin wrote:
| Quote: | Pesach is coming, I'm so nervous,
I'm gonna yell and scream out loud;
Days, weeks, or months, we clean out chometz
Then cook like crazy for a crowd... |
Kinderlach shrei, Ad mosai
How long will Mommy make us starve?
How long must we eat on the porch?
Till we put the chometz to the torch. (Thanks, imasinger's 13 yo)
Kinderlach shrei, Ad mosai (4x)
Pesach is coming, I'm so nervous,
Don't know if I should clean the gaskets,
How about the Purim bags,
and all the leftover baskets?
(You do have to put accents on the wrong syllables here, but hey, it's almost Pesach!)
(Chorus)
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Rutabaga
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Mon, Apr 04 2016, 11:45 pm
| greenfire wrote: | "Looking for name to join with Shalom"
Task Force
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Sesame
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imasoftov
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Tue, Apr 05 2016, 5:04 am
Looking for name to join with Shalom
Ubitachon
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imasoftov
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Tue, Apr 05 2016, 5:07 am
Makkos box
From the folds of her gown, she lifted a green metal cube about fifteen centimeters on a side. She turned it and Paul saw that one side was open - black and oddly frightening. Paul slowly put his hand into the box. He first felt a sense of cold as the blackness closed around his hand, then slick metal against his fingers and a prickling as though his hand were asleep...
"What's in the box?"
"Pain."
From Dune, by Frank Herbert
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the world's best mom
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Tue, Apr 05 2016, 7:34 am
Good car for kids close in age
Now I have an annoying jingle in my head: 1877 Kars for Kids, K-A-R-S Kars for Kids...
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PinkFridge
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Tue, Apr 05 2016, 8:21 am
| imasoftov wrote: | Looking for name to join with Shalom
Ubitachon |
U'vracha.
It's a shidduch!
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greenfire
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Wed, Apr 06 2016, 9:15 am
"Greetings, What I can offer u"
I'll take a million dollars ~ thanx
[& a bottle of greenapple smirnoff, fireball, glenlivet or something similar  ]
{& a free massage while we're at it} 
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greenfire
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Wed, Apr 06 2016, 9:44 am
"Gita Vs. Gittel"
beider zeinen Gutt
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PinkFridge
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Wed, Apr 06 2016, 10:32 am
So who else hasnt even started thinking about Pesach yet?
I'm trying to figure this out from a logic angle. I think my head's about to explode.
Once they've read this thread title, I guess they've started thinking about Pesach. So, no one.
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PinkFridge
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Wed, Apr 06 2016, 10:45 am
Chumros gone??!
Where have all the chumros gone
Long time pass[over]ing....
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the world's best mom
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Wed, Apr 06 2016, 1:02 pm
SUGGESTIONS 4 KEEP'G HOME HAPPY DURING PESACH PREP
Not by yelling, I'll tell you that much.
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greenfire
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Wed, Apr 06 2016, 1:33 pm
"Here is a Pesach Shopping List"
excellent ~ can you take it & go shopping for me ...
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