What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ imasoftov ↓

Fri, Mar 11 2016, 9:41 am

Squishy wrote:

Snooping, [filth], thoughts?

I am against snooping and [filth]? I am pro thoughts.

I think that if you can't keep yourself away from [filth], get your own, don't snoop at someone else's.

↑ zaq ↓

Fri, Mar 11 2016, 4:15 pm

When do you brush your teeth in the morning?

I'll go out on a limb here and say "between midnight and noon"

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sat, Mar 12 2016, 12:40 pm

Chocolate flower recipe

Take one flower. Dip in melted chocolate. Discover that flower is now too heavy for its stem to support.

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, Mar 13 2016, 12:41 am

" How to connect olives to Purim"

try toothpicks

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, Mar 13 2016, 9:21 am

"Anyone have a cute line? "

yes ~ when I smile I get cute lines LOL

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, Mar 13 2016, 11:18 am

"Want to take away DH driving privileges. "

I had no idea a DW had that kind of authority ... I'd like to take away driving privileges from a few people myself

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, Mar 13 2016, 11:23 am

"Tips for dancing while very very fat"

a good girdle & a couple shots of tequilla Cheers

↑ howru2day ↓

Sun, Mar 13 2016, 6:51 pm

Waiting for seconds

Now that's a quick wait... Otoh I don't think I would consider it a wait at all

↑ howru2day ↓

Sun, Mar 13 2016, 6:52 pm

Day date

It's March 13, 2016. The date by day usually doesn't differ from the night date

↑ imasoftov ↓

Mon, Mar 14 2016, 6:04 pm

When you "hug" on imamother you mean it as......

"When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, "it means just what I choose it to mean—neither more nor less." "The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many different things." "The question is," said Humpty Dumpty, "which is to be master—that's all."

↑ MitzadSheini ↓

Mon, Mar 14 2016, 8:59 pm

Information about Lamplighters Yeshiva.

Well, I know nothing about it, but just so long as it is not teaching "gaslighting".

(pls note this is a (slightly obscure) JOKE. Not in anyway intended to disparage the Yeshiva).

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Mon, Mar 14 2016, 9:19 pm

Recipes for a vegetarian that can't eat eggs?

That should be easy enough. I never saw a recipe that could eat eggs.

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Mon, Mar 14 2016, 9:26 pm

He never sees my side

As long as he's not always seeing your back, that's fine.

↑ Rutabaga ↓

Tue, Mar 15 2016, 2:13 am

Under Make a shidduch
30 year old girl. Overweight.

Oh no, you didn't! Shame on you

↑ penguin ↓

Tue, Mar 15 2016, 12:17 pm

How to get off sticky stuff before toiveling

I'd start at least when you make your hefsek, if not earlier. Repeat after me:
Must not eat jelly beans. Must not eat sour belts. Must not eat marshmallows.

By the time you toivel I am sure you'll be off all those nasty things, and it will be much easier to clean your teeth, trust me!