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sleepybeauty
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 Sun, Mar 06 2016, 8:39 am
"Sweetie, we don't lick toilets"
(The lid was closed and it had just been cleaned, but still  )
And just now,
"No dear, we can't take things out of the garbage"
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33055
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Sun, Mar 06 2016, 8:46 am
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You're a boy - not a puppy. Only puppies go under the table.
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animeme
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Sun, Mar 06 2016, 9:10 am
"We try not to bentch while upside down."
"You cannot color your arm pink to match your sister's cast."
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debsey
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Sun, Mar 06 2016, 9:55 am
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Pouring milk INTO the cereal carton isn't a creative way to skip a step........
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pointyshoes
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Sun, Mar 06 2016, 10:15 am
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No darling, using a credit card to play monopoly defeats the purpose
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Zehava
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Sun, Mar 06 2016, 10:27 am
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That's right you won't do it again because you don't have the food anymore
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Zehava
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Sun, Mar 06 2016, 10:28 am
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It's not nice to lick each other's tongues all the time
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Laiya
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Sun, Mar 06 2016, 11:02 am
You can't come into the living room if you're not wearing underwear and clothing... (said to a child definitely old enough to know better!)
Last edited by Laiya on Sun, Mar 06 2016, 7:58 pm; edited 1 time in total
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Stars
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Sun, Mar 06 2016, 11:04 am
Please don't eat my toes.
If you keep turning the stove off, you can't have the food you are screaming for.
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Tzutzie
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Sun, Mar 06 2016, 12:29 pm
| sleepybeauty wrote: | | "No dear, we can't take things out of the garbage" |
This is such a 'normal' thing to say in my house. It happens at least once a day. I should really get a garbage wish a lock.
Both my kids think its a normalthing to do. Sigh
"You have two thumbs of your own. No need to suck the baby's"
"My hand/foot/chest/face/breast/fingers/nose/ears (take your pick) isn't a teether. It hurts when you bite."
"No only babies nurse. You had your share."
Earlier today "yes mommy is making in the toilet. no you can't come in to see"
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belovedaz
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Sun, Mar 06 2016, 12:40 pm
| shanie5 wrote: | When s/o is knocking on the bathroom door while I am in the shower:
"Is the house on fire? If not, then let me shower in peace!" |
Just had this. My 20 month old kept calling mommy from outside the bathroom door as if it was an emergency. I knew my dh was there so I wasn't worried but boy was it an irritating shower!
Same dd-woke up screaming in middle the night asking for ketchup. She was hysterical so I told her if she goes back to sleep until the morning I will give her ketchup for breakfast. Ugh but she went to sleep and had ketchup on her bread for breakfast!
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Zehava
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Sun, Mar 06 2016, 12:51 pm
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You can run around naked for 10 minutes and then we have to get dressed(don't judge me please)
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Sun, Mar 06 2016, 12:58 pm
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No sharing (don't judge me either)
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harriet
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Sun, Mar 06 2016, 2:20 pm
| pointyshoes wrote: | | No darling, using a credit card to play monopoly defeats the purpose |
Actually...the newest version of monopoly uses credit cards. Not sure how it works, just read about it...
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mazal555
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Sun, Mar 06 2016, 5:00 pm
Get out of the toilet
I didn't think I'd be having sophisticated arguments about why my child is not allowed to nurse right now, with my child.
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morningsickness
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Sun, Mar 06 2016, 6:12 pm
No you cannot have cholent for breakfast! (said on a weekday)
DD, you may not tell DS that he's not a "big girlie/shabbos abba/ birthday boy". it's not nice!
You are driving me up the wall!
do you need the toilet?! why are you saying you don't, I can see that you do!
3 yr old dd asked when are we gonna have another baby. I can't believe I told her :"we will daven to hashem and then he"ll give us a baby..."
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mommy3b2c
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Sun, Mar 06 2016, 6:18 pm
Will you please stop picking the babies nose!
Said at least three times today.
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debsey
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Sun, Mar 06 2016, 6:47 pm
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I PROMISE I did not put onions in just because I hate you.
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