What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Nov 01 2015, 5:58 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

Ferfal shouldn't stick

Who can help me with this? Doesn't this sound like the last line, or the chorus of some folksy/blues song about life's disappointments?

Lipstick hadn't oughtta break;
Farfel shouldn't stick.
Breakfast should be chocolate cake
And watches oughtta tick.

Guys they hadn't oughtta leave
When once't they say they'll stay
When they say "love" . I do believe
It's farfel shouldn't stick.

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Nov 02 2015, 12:55 am

Wise organic chicken

The iconic potato chip manufacturer's bold move to obtain a vertical monopoly on the chicken-potato-chip casserole market.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Nov 02 2015, 12:57 pm

Did all of your children reach milestones at the same time?

I can imagine this: Yes, they all started smiling last Tuesday. Baby (dc6) was 7 weeks, dc5 was 18 months, dc4 just turned 4....

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Nov 02 2015, 5:39 pm

DrMom wrote:

Wise organic chicken

The iconic potato chip manufacturer's bold move to obtain a vertical monopoly on the chicken-potato-chip casserole market.

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Nov 02 2015, 5:42 pm

Did all of your children reach milestones at the same time?

No, but they all finished the marathon in under 27 hours, which is more than can be said for those who stood on the sidelines.

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Nov 03 2015, 7:24 am

Amazon Mom

Wow, you really can find everything on Amazon. How much extra for drone delivery?

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Nov 03 2015, 2:21 pm

So much tazes

Don't taze me, bro!

↑ seeker ↓

Wed, Nov 04 2015, 2:04 am

Need pediatrician in Brooklyn who is vaccine friendly
I imagine most pediatricians are quite vaccine friendly and will not have any objections to giving your child as many vaccines as possible.
[ducks organic tomatoes]

↑ imasoftov ↓

Wed, Nov 04 2015, 9:58 am

DH is a pathological people pleaser!!

Wouldn't it be easier to please people who aren't pathological?

↑ observer ↓

Wed, Nov 04 2015, 1:50 pm

22 y.o. DD's therapist says she can't share

I read 22 month dd and thought "that's pretty normal, most kids that age don't share well.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Nov 04 2015, 7:41 pm

Salmon, which is the healthiest, and where in BP do you buy?

Erm, bubbele, if it was really healthy it would still be swimming in the water somewhere.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Thu, Nov 05 2015, 5:49 am

This is a combination of sequential threads and immediate reactions but when I saw

Pain while using the bathroom - Paraguard IUD
right before
S/O want to go on birth control, husband doesn't let

I combined them and thought we'd reached a new level of controlling behavior ...

↑ imasoftov ↓

Thu, Nov 05 2015, 10:59 am

baby gifts for israel

The whole country? That's very generous of you!

↑ Laiya ↓

Thu, Nov 05 2015, 9:48 pm

Raw potato kugel in fridge overnight

Hmmm....I think, given the choice, I'd prefer chewing gum on my bedpost overnight

↑ imasoftov ↓

Fri, Nov 06 2015, 8:20 am

Can not stop eating

I've tried to stop, too, but have never lasted for longer than 25 hours.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, Nov 06 2015, 8:43 am

Do you believe in global warming?

Of course not!
I believe in peanut butter.
Clap your hands.

↑ groovy1224 ↓

Sat, Nov 07 2015, 6:06 pm

Why is my cake dense?

Some cakes are just born that way..have you tried reading with it?

↑ Laiya ↓

Sun, Nov 08 2015, 12:02 am

To the mothers of 1 year olds: When is nap time?

I suspect the mothers of one year olds would be happy to take a nap any time!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Nov 08 2015, 10:46 am

Daktarin Lakewood

I've heard of a few, like Dr. Shanik for pediatrics. You can pm me for more..
(Trying so hard to be nonjudgmental about spelling.....)
Wink