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↑ youngishbear ↓

Thu, Aug 27 2015, 10:36 pm

Sadie wrote:

Neat, I've never heard it this way before! I'd be scared to light a match in the house of the person who wrote this version Very Happy

So the backstory is that the yeshivah boys would go "essen teyg" by the yidden in town. The bochurim would usually be served the cheapest food available - the same homely dish every single day of the week (but on tuesday it would be a fresh pot). In your elter-zeide's town it must have been beblech, and in mine, bundlech...

The whole town must've been a fire hazard.

↑ DrMom ↓

Sat, Aug 29 2015, 2:20 pm

Baltimore- Where to start looking

Try Maryland. It was there last week. Couldn't have gone far.

↑ DrMom ↓

Sat, Aug 29 2015, 4:34 pm

To shave or not to shave Lipa Schmeltzer

I think Lipa can shave himself.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sun, Aug 30 2015, 6:37 am

I HATE SCHOOL!!

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sun, Aug 30 2015, 6:47 am

Help me finda moisturizer

Didya try your other handbag

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sun, Aug 30 2015, 7:01 am

My marriage is a joke!

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sun, Aug 30 2015, 8:06 am

Defensive driving course

The best defense is a good offense.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sun, Aug 30 2015, 8:10 am

Intimacy in the forum of the same name.

Even before I read the thread, I was pretty sure it was going to be in the right section.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sun, Aug 30 2015, 8:33 am

Cyanotic breath-holding spells

Leading wizards recommend Anapneo as a counter-spell for any sort of breath issue
http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Anapneo

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Aug 30 2015, 8:37 am

DrMom wrote:

To shave or not to shave Lipa Schmeltzer

I think Lipa can shave himself.

L'halacha, shouldn't he?

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sun, Aug 30 2015, 9:20 am

Get Away in israel

"lech me-po". Or in Arabic, "ruch min hon"

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Aug 30 2015, 4:39 pm

Do you let your kids wear hand-me-downs?

S/O: Do you make your kids wear hand-me-downs?

↑ 33055 ↓

Sun, Aug 30 2015, 6:32 pm

Weird kicks

Did this have to do with towels, rubber gloves or shaving?

↑ Kugglegirl

Sun, Aug 30 2015, 6:37 pm

"Do you let your children wear hand me downs."

(after I recovered from initial whip-lash)-- still flabbergasted---- & then saw thread on vinettieese shoes---

& wanted to post a new topic

"Help-my child insists on hand-me-down Stride-rites"

↑ imasoftov ↓

Mon, Aug 31 2015, 2:27 am

Moach Echad - what is the English equivalent?

'Cause instead of one head
I got two
And you know two heads are better than one

Also since the problem the OP is trying to solve is fear of riding in cars,

Oh they used to laugh at me
When I refused to ride
On all those double-decker buses
All because there was no driver on the top

↑ imasoftov ↓

Mon, Aug 31 2015, 2:43 am

Ashkenazi girl / Sephardi boy

↑ imasoftov ↓

Mon, Aug 31 2015, 2:48 am

Yehi ratzon she'nifreh v'nirbeh k'dagim

A fish won't do anything but swim in a brook
He can't write his name or read a book
To fool all the people is his only thought
Though he's slippery, he still gets caught
But then if that sort of life is what you wish
You may grow up to be a fish

↑ imasoftov ↓

Mon, Aug 31 2015, 2:52 am

Your kid can wear non-Venettinis and still have friends!

But do those kids wear Venettinis themselves? And where do they summer?

↑ imasoftov ↓

Mon, Aug 31 2015, 3:02 am

I hate this. Hate Hate Hate!

↑ imasoftov ↓

Mon, Aug 31 2015, 1:11 pm

Ashkenazi girl / Sephardi boy

And my second reaction is a quote from the movie Bullworth: "Everybody just gotta keep slangy gerund deleted everybody til they're all the same color"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulworth

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