What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

fluffernutter

Sun, Jul 05 2015, 3:29 am

This thread is really funny Smile

"How long is the longest" in Pregnancy

I thought it would be about what is the longest someone has been pregnant!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Jul 05 2015, 11:33 am

They discontinued Tofutti Cuties in Key Lime flavor?

They had Tofutti Cuties in Key Lime flavor?

↑ penguin ↓

Sun, Jul 05 2015, 11:58 am

Quote:

They discontinued Tofutti Cuties in Key Lime flavor?

Quote:

They had Tofutti Cuties in Key Lime flavor?

No, no, please tell me you're joking! I never tasted them, I never knew about them. Somehow, it seems appropriate today...

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Jul 05 2015, 2:42 pm

imasoftov wrote:

OK, it's from an old computer game (set in a cave so I guess you don't need an eruv) and there's a place called Witt's End that seems to be impossible to get out of but eventually the computer offers to sell you a hint which is "don't go west" and if you keep heading in directions other than west you will eventually escape.

Oh! Thanks! I thought you were referring to Spring Valley, NY where there is a street called "Wit's End".

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sun, Jul 05 2015, 7:01 pm

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The shortest telegram in the English language was from the Irish writer Oscar Wilde. He was living in Paris and he cabled his publisher in Britain to see how his new book was doing. The message read: “?” The publisher cabled back: “!”

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/new......html

↑ Iymnok ↓

Mon, Jul 06 2015, 4:23 am

"What to wear on my fall"
A parachute.

↑ Teamster ↓

Mon, Jul 06 2015, 9:23 am

What happened to greenfire?!?

Probably the same thing that happened to saying excuse me.

↑ 33055 ↓

Mon, Jul 06 2015, 9:24 am

What to do? Mikvah nite, in the country.

Same thing we do minivan nite in the city.

↑ Teamster ↓

Mon, Jul 06 2015, 9:27 am

Pregnancy
Waking up completely dry, every morning

Good for you! Applause

Not a moment too soon; having TWO in diapers is really expensive.

↑ youngishbear ↓

Mon, Jul 06 2015, 9:29 am

Squishy wrote:

What to do? Mikvah nite, in the country.

Same thing we do minivan nite in the city.

What and when is minivan nite? My kallah teacher never mentioned it.

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Jul 06 2015, 7:35 pm

Do you regret marrying your DH?

If I did, I sure wouldn't be telling you.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Mon, Jul 06 2015, 11:17 pm

Secretly harbor resentment with my In laws

Me too. They never go into their attic and I've packed it with cartons full of resentment without them knowing about it. But I wrap it well so it won't get out.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Mon, Jul 06 2015, 11:39 pm

zaq wrote:

Do you regret marrying your DH?

If I did, I sure wouldn't be telling you.

At ImaMalka, during Shlomo Hamelech's time, that was the most popular topic, but it never lasted long before the mods deleted it. But there was always a new member who started a new thread with the same title.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Tue, Jul 07 2015, 12:32 am

Women do you know where your men are????

Lemme check ... Yep, still chained up in the machsan.

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Tue, Jul 07 2015, 1:12 am

Hair growing on chin-advice

Rogaine is recommended by Bearded Ladies everywhere. Circus endorsed, freak show approved!

↑ imasoftov ↓

Tue, Jul 07 2015, 4:32 am

Love language crossed signals

Now there's a wall between us something there's been lost
I took too much for granted got my signals crossed
Just to think that it all began on a long-forgotten morn
"Come in" she said
"I'll give you shelter from the storm".

Couldn't find a YouTube version that I liked, so ...

↑ imasoftov ↓

Tue, Jul 07 2015, 4:45 am

How does your shabbas table look like with little kids?

(Picture taken on a weekday)

↑ Sanguine ↓

Tue, Jul 07 2015, 12:54 pm

Mikvah tonight.. Dh is out of town

Bayit Rake!!!

↑ relish ↓

Tue, Jul 07 2015, 1:06 pm

June wrote:

Pregnancy
Waking up completely dry, every morning

Good for you! Applause

Not a moment too soon; having TWO in diapers is really expensive.

This one had me Rolling Laughter