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 Thu, Feb 19 2015, 12:33 pm
"Hectic morning breakfast ideas ?"
wake up earlier
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Thu, Feb 19 2015, 1:49 pm
| greenfire wrote: | "How do you lose weight if you don't have money?"
that one is easy - starve |
There's the old joke about the tzaddik who was so poor that had he not fasted twice every week, he would have starved.
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Thu, Feb 19 2015, 2:48 pm
How would you deal with this?
The same way I dealt with that  (my real immediate reaction to the title -- don't you just hate threads that force you to open them since the title gives you no idea what it's about?)
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greenfire
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Thu, Feb 19 2015, 3:56 pm
"Change of Career in Early 30s - Mental Health Counselor?"
it's okay to change careers without needing a mental health counselor ~ check back in another 30 years
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greenfire
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Thu, Feb 19 2015, 4:24 pm
"About to lose control....stop me"
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greenfire
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Thu, Feb 19 2015, 4:26 pm
"Selective Hearing"
I can't hear you
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luppamom
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Thu, Feb 19 2015, 5:03 pm
Magic Mill
I keep reading that Pill and am wondering if they came out w/ a new form of BC.
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33055
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Thu, Feb 19 2015, 8:17 pm
Keeping a 2.5 year old home
Keep it unless it has structural problems
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greenfire
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Thu, Feb 19 2015, 9:12 pm
"My husband shaved his chest!"
perhaps you should have bought him pro-clean deodorant
"for a clean glide through hair" 
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greenfire
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Fri, Feb 20 2015, 12:17 pm
"ISO warm and accepting community"
you can scratch cleveland out ...
it's -12° with a wind chill factor of -32°
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greenfire
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Fri, Feb 20 2015, 12:19 pm
"Any MM ideas for rich / fancy people"
well they don't need diamonds or rubys
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33055
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Fri, Feb 20 2015, 3:36 pm
Consideration with Purim costumes and MM
Now we have to include good and valuable consideration too?
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imasoftov
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Sat, Feb 21 2015, 12:39 pm
Turning over house for Pesach
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luppamom
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Sat, Feb 21 2015, 4:52 pm
Infant wakes up
AND....
I guess the first line is enough for a fervent modeh ani!
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greenfire
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Sun, Feb 22 2015, 10:17 am
"how to deal with 6 yr ds"
wait a year & then you'll surely know - even if by that time he's 7 years old
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greenfire
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Sun, Feb 22 2015, 12:14 pm
"I have worms"
I have tequila
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imasoftov
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Sun, Feb 22 2015, 1:41 pm
Who pays for the dining room and bedroom set?
A man walks into the bar and announces "Pour everyone a drink, when I drink, everyone drinks!", this goes on all night, at the end of which he says "And when I pay, everyone pays!"
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greenfire
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Sun, Feb 22 2015, 1:52 pm
"Anyone here taking Serenade?"
you don't bring me flowers - you don't sing me love songs
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greenfire
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Sun, Feb 22 2015, 3:47 pm
"Green garlic"
don't look at me - I didn't do it
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