I didn't even realize this thread was still active; it was in the deep recesses of my memory so I searched for it when I saw:
"Married daughter doesn't want to talk to me about"
"Naked time"
You can't make this stuff up.
Looks like a lot of recent posts here, why do I never see this in the recent posts list?
Don't take it so seriously, just throw in some Bissli and a juice box and you're good to go. Honestly, people are so hard on themselves over the holidays.
"PSA: Please be considerate of allergies"
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"Fruit basket MM ok?"
This reminded me of this story which I must share or explode
"I worked in an upscale Mediterranean place in Baltimore. One night I got a two-top with a woman in her 40's and her younger son. I started talking her through the menu and describing options (standard server script) and finally started talking about our artisan pizzas. She immediately interjected with "NO I can't do pizza! I have an allergy." I obviously inquired as to the type of allergy and how serious it was, to which she responded, "I have a crunchy allergy."
Now, I don't usually lose face, but I'm almost certain I looked, at the very least, deeply perplexed, so she tried to clarify: "Anything crunchy I am allergic to." I assumed she meant she has sensitive teeth or something, but this was a nice place, so I was required to make allergies known on every ticket, which resulted in our executive chef screaming to see me every time I rang some plate of crunchless whatever.
At the end of the meal they order dessert which was a custard, but it had a crispy "tuille" or cracker in it so I warned her, to which she responded: "Crispy is fine, it's crunchy I'm allergic to.""
