What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ Barbara ↓

Fri, Nov 14 2014, 9:47 am

PinkFridge wrote:

Old forums....

Reaction 1: never die, they just fade away.
Reaction 2: sat on their park bench...

Can you imagine us years from today, sharing a park bench quietly. How terribly strange to be 70.

↑ sequoia ↓

Fri, Nov 14 2014, 3:07 pm

Moved to Chicago

Aha, that was your first mistake

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sat, Nov 15 2014, 10:54 am

have you planned a success auction/ know a generous buisnes

How do you auction off success?

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↑ DrMom ↓

Sun, Nov 16 2014, 3:16 am

Can I wear my Marc Jacobs bag in the rain?

Talk about First World problems...

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, Nov 16 2014, 7:47 am

"How to create a group of friends"

order pizza
chill some beer
call some people

now you have created a group of friends
[maybe even if it's just for the moment]

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, Nov 16 2014, 7:55 am

" Can I wear my Marc Jacobs bag in the rain?"

black industrial garbage bags work better ...

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sun, Nov 16 2014, 9:33 am

Fail proof Friday night chicken recipe please

Don't use these chickens

↑ boysrus ↓

Sun, Nov 16 2014, 10:07 am

'what is the best form of birth contrl?'

ummm, abstinence?
(sorry, I am not mocking the op, but this seriously was my immediate reaction even though it would be insensitive to post this response on the op's thread...)

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, Nov 16 2014, 12:40 pm

"Dr. Kimmel, chiropractor in Willie, Any info?"

now jimmy kimmel is calling himself a doctor - I guess of laughter - just don't let him convince you he's an ob/gyn

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Nov 16 2014, 1:21 pm

DrMom wrote:

Can I wear my Marc Jacobs bag in the rain?

Talk about First World problems...

Like!
Was this one of the rejected themes for MacArthur Park?
Someone left my Marc Jacobs bag in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
For it took so long to fake it
And I'll never find that knock off huckster again
AGAAAAAAIIIIIIIIN

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, Nov 16 2014, 1:28 pm

"Ideas for sheva brachos on Thanksgiving."

turkey ~ gobble gobble

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sun, Nov 16 2014, 7:05 pm

Changing after marriage

"Mind" - Talking Heads

Time won't change you
Money won't change you
I haven't got the faintest idea
Everything seems to be up in the air at this time

I need something you change your mind

Drugs won't change you
Religion won't change you

Science won't change you
Looks like I can't change you
I try to talk to you, to make things clear
but you're not even listening to me...
And it comes directly from my heart to you...

I need something to change your mind.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Nov 16 2014, 9:19 pm

Long wooden spoons under Inquiries

Can't help. Now had you asked for spatulas, try Spatula City.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Nov 16 2014, 9:21 pm

How often do you get your sheitel washed?

Every 5 years whether it needs it or not.

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, Nov 16 2014, 11:59 pm

"belly button mikvah pp"

they usually let me dunk my belly button free - when I bring the rest of my body Drunken Smile

↑ Teamster ↓

Mon, Nov 17 2014, 4:18 am

the mizbeach cries for each broken Jewish home

what kind of beach is a "mizbeach"? and why would it cry?

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, Nov 17 2014, 4:25 pm

"Join free weight loss group"

sounds too good to be true - free weight loss ... can I still eat cake & ice cream ?!?!?! cake

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Nov 17 2014, 5:18 pm

can this babka be saved?

probably, but I'd rather eat it now.

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Nov 17 2014, 5:24 pm

Do you ever feel weird about your family size?

No, my shoe size has used up my allotment of things to feel weird about.

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Nov 17 2014, 5:59 pm

flu shot toddlers?

OMG! How many toddlers did he shoot? And did the cops catch him?