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↑ greenfire ↓

Thu, Nov 06 2014, 9:04 pm

"decent course leading to decent pay"

I'm not really sure why you need a course on how to behave decently - or why someone should pay you for your decent behavior [I know this sounds too serious]

↑ penguin ↓

Thu, Nov 06 2014, 9:21 pm

Quote:

Would you keep this heter?

You don't actually keep a heter.

You keep a chumrah.
You take advantage of a heter.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Nov 06 2014, 9:45 pm

Pareve baked ziti???

Yeah, let's stick with Leapin Lizards!!!

↑ seeker ↓

Thu, Nov 06 2014, 11:04 pm

Oops deleted post I just realized someone else did it already on the previous page. Didn't realized I'd missed that much!

Last edited by seeker on Fri, Nov 07 2014, 1:07 am; edited 1 time in total

↑ Yiddis ↓

Thu, Nov 06 2014, 11:27 pm

Quick advice for refusing a second date

The first one gave me a stomach ache and diarrhea

↑ Teamster ↓

Fri, Nov 07 2014, 3:15 am

kallah wearing white ...

chuppas nidda?

↑ imasoftov ↓

Fri, Nov 07 2014, 3:39 am

I'm wasted

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, Nov 07 2014, 9:23 am

What can you do with apple cider vinegar?

Anyone else hear David Letterman saying, "What can't you do with apple cider vinegar!"?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, Nov 07 2014, 11:26 am

If you don't cover your hair for god

OK, obviously not an immediate reaction. But every time I see it I read it as "If you don't cover your hair for good."
Then you cover it for evil?

↑ greenfire ↓

Fri, Nov 07 2014, 11:47 am

"Activities for mil with dementia?"

whatever you do - she'll be bound to forget - so you could do it again & again & again

↑ Scrabble123 ↓

Fri, Nov 07 2014, 12:26 pm

Wearing black to a wedding?

Well do you know that joke about how in Israel they bury people without a coffin, so you see two sticks holding the body wrapped in white tachrichim... So a kid asks ok well why are their four sticks at a wedding? Answer: because you burry two people at a wedding.

I guess in that case it would be appropriate to wear black to a wedding.

↑ Yiddis ↓

Fri, Nov 07 2014, 1:54 pm

What can I do with apple cider vinegar?

You can donate it to the needy. Contact the local Apple Cider Vinegar Drive in your neighborhood

↑ greenfire ↓

Fri, Nov 07 2014, 4:33 pm

"what kosher cookbook do you recomend for a secular person?"

the joy of ~~zex~~ cooking Tongue Out

↑ greenfire ↓

Fri, Nov 07 2014, 4:48 pm

"Ob/gyns for VBAC in NYC on sundays"

I've heard of scheduling cesarean sections - but not for vaginal births - let alone on a sunday [don't you know everyone's either in church or on the golf course]

↑ Barbara ↓

Sun, Nov 09 2014, 1:22 am

Strong desire to do something wrong

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Nov 10 2014, 7:57 am

Wavy curly fall

Follows frizzy kinky summer, precedes straight brittle winter and full ringlets spring

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Nov 10 2014, 8:12 am

why do uninformed people drop opinions everywhere?

1. Anyone else keep reading this as "why do uniformed people drop onions everywhere?"

2. Um, 'cause it's the INTERNET. Duh.

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, Nov 10 2014, 8:18 am

"Gemachim in Toronto info and VENT"

I keep reading gehenim in toronto ... how about some ice cold beer to vent/chill you down

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Mon, Nov 10 2014, 9:21 am

nickname for shalhevet

I guess hevi won't do?

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, Nov 10 2014, 9:41 am

"I feel like I'm less than a woman"

man - I feel like a woman Music

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