What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ Barbara ↓

Tue, Oct 28 2014, 1:16 pm

Yiddis wrote:

Which stupid person taught water bugs to fly?

That guy from the animal rights department of the Water Bugs Association International. Call him up and have him fired!

WRONG. It was those Weasley twins. Or maybe Neville, messing up a spell yet again.

↑ Yiddis ↓

Tue, Oct 28 2014, 1:59 pm

Q: Dear Administrator - Is Imamother for Paskening Shailos?

A: AYLOR

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Oct 28 2014, 5:06 pm

[quote="penguin"]

Quote:

Mima Xari/Kobi

So I entered it in the stroller/rapper name thread but real first reaction? Take me to your leader.

↑ penguin ↓

Tue, Oct 28 2014, 5:47 pm

Quote:

magen avos rbs

I keep seeing magen avos ribs - a recipe for Fri Night seudah?

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Tue, Oct 28 2014, 8:55 pm

The mystery of the torn shirt by the elbow...

The Mystery of the Torn Shirt by The Elbow
Hmmm never heard of that author, but I love a good mystery!

↑ vintagebknyc ↓

Tue, Oct 28 2014, 10:10 pm

Barbara wrote:

WRONG. It was those Weasley twins. Or maybe Neville, messing up a spell yet again.

I thought neville died of ennui?

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Tue, Oct 28 2014, 10:48 pm

Why can't a woman watch a convert dunk?

I keep thinking this says "Why can't a woman convert a drunk?" Confused

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Oct 29 2014, 12:18 pm

Ergo baby carrier.

What was the beginning of the syllogism?

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Oct 29 2014, 12:39 pm

The Happy Wife wrote:

Why can't a woman watch a convert dunk?

I keep thinking this says "Why can't a woman convert a drunk?" Confused

ditto [but what does that say about us] l'chaim Drunken Smile

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Oct 29 2014, 12:44 pm

"Biting everyones heads off at work today!"

are you a praying mantis - this should be in the intimacy section

↑ debsey ↓

Wed, Oct 29 2014, 1:06 pm

Yiddis wrote:
Which stupid person taught water bugs to fly?

That guy from the animal rights department of the Water Bugs Association International. Call him up and have him fired!

Barbara wrote:

WRONG. It was those Weasley twins. Or maybe Neville, messing up a spell yet again.

Sorry Barbara - clearly, something THIS evil had to have been done by "You Know Who" aka "He Who Must Not Be Named" aka "The Dark Lord"

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Oct 29 2014, 5:49 pm

"Fat free biscotti"

forget the fat & just give me the free biscotti

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Oct 29 2014, 5:55 pm

"gift for husband after baby"

3 reactions:

1) that's a new one

2) so we finally figured out how the husband should carry the baby instead of the wife

3) wait I think I actually got the dxh a gift for sonny boy's birth

↑ rising hero ↓

Wed, Oct 29 2014, 6:02 pm

Did you successfully ask for a raise? How?

Yes, asking is easy. Can you say "Can I have a raise?"
(My boss is still thinking about it.)

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Oct 29 2014, 6:49 pm

"left over chicken again..."

honey, you know we're trying to stretch the budget

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Oct 29 2014, 7:01 pm

"Man killed by hot tub in Long Island"

↑ DrMom ↓

Thu, Oct 30 2014, 5:40 am

s/o- men's pants

1. Try checking the lower half of men's bodies. Hopefully, there should be some pants there!

2. There are those who say it's okay for women to wear pants, as long as they are sufficiently modest and specifically designated as women's pants to avoid begged ish. But if you are specifically looking for men's pants, that can be a problem.

↑ 33055 ↓

Thu, Oct 30 2014, 8:00 am

Help me change my look (on a budget)

Try a different font or a different colored ink.

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Thu, Oct 30 2014, 10:21 am

Asian costume for 2 year old girl, baby boy and us

I have a fireman costume that might work- it says "Made in China" on the tag.