What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ 33055 ↓

Sun, Sep 28 2014, 10:06 pm

Neighbors kids dont wax or shave

This is true of my neighbors also. All the kids are in elementary school.

↑ Hatemywig ↓

Mon, Sep 29 2014, 12:11 am

Single Child wants to buy me

How many Camels are you worth?

What about the twins?

↑ ROFL ↓

Mon, Sep 29 2014, 12:54 am

What do feed your kids when YK is also Shabbat?

I don't know about you all but I learned that YK was Shabbat hashabbatot. Means every year it is Shabbat for me

↑ imasoftov ↓

Mon, Sep 29 2014, 11:02 am

Need breakfast and lunch ideas for breakfast and lunch

I have a collection of breakfast and lunch ideas for midnight snacks, would that help?

↑ imasoftov ↓

Mon, Sep 29 2014, 4:02 pm

Do you shower yom tov?

No. If a Yom Tov wants to shower it can do it all by itself.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Mon, Sep 29 2014, 5:03 pm

Neighbors kids dont wax or shave

Send them to karate lessons

↑ imasoftov ↓

Tue, Sep 30 2014, 7:14 am

pregnant, gallstones.. what.about.fasting?

↑ Barbara ↓

Tue, Sep 30 2014, 1:05 pm

Will wine help?

Wine usually helps. Cheers

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Sep 30 2014, 2:45 pm

milano pony, $625 good price?

Yes, but remember to take into account stabling fees and cost of hay.
Plus the cost of shipping from Italy.

↑ debsey ↓

Tue, Sep 30 2014, 4:28 pm

Will wine help?

Not as much as vodka, but it will do in a pinch......

↑ runninglate ↓

Tue, Sep 30 2014, 7:11 pm

How to get an HT quicker, suggestions that work. Okay, okay, I'll post my suggestions that don't work in a different thread, I promise.

↑ runninglate ↓

Tue, Sep 30 2014, 9:28 pm

Can I scratch myself with a tampon? Um, I guess. It would be rather unclassy, though. Can't you use something else?

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Sep 30 2014, 9:49 pm

imasoftov wrote:

Need breakfast and lunch ideas for breakfast and lunch

I have a collection of breakfast and lunch ideas for midnight snacks, would that help?

LOL, literally!

↑ Pineapple ↓

Wed, Oct 01 2014, 10:35 am

Cleaning help...what do you call it?

A luxury

↑ gittelchana ↓

Wed, Oct 01 2014, 12:48 pm

What to wear Sukkos in Yerushalayim?

Nice Yom Tov clothing of course. Wink

↑ imasoftov ↓

Wed, Oct 01 2014, 3:20 pm

Do I need a fine-tooth comb?

Remember that rainy eve that I drove you out
with nothin but a fine tooth comb
Yes I know that I'm to blame
ain't that a shame
Bill Baily won't you please come home

↑ penguin ↓

Wed, Oct 01 2014, 7:01 pm

Quote:

Do I need a fine-tooth comb?

Quote:

Remember that rainy eve that I drove you out
with nothin but a fine tooth comb
Yes I know that I'm to blame
ain't that a shame
Bill Baily won't you please come home

Oh, no. Another earworm.
What, do you suppose, is the significance of the fine-tooth comb?

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Oct 01 2014, 7:31 pm

penguin wrote:

Quote:

Do I need a fine-tooth comb?

Quote:

Remember that rainy eve that I drove you out
with nothin but a fine tooth comb
Yes I know that I'm to blame
ain't that a shame
Bill Baily won't you please come home

Oh, no. Another earworm.
What, do you suppose, is the significance of the fine-tooth comb?

Fine-tooth combs are used to dispatch lice. The logical conclusion is that Bill Bailey was a louse.

↑ penguin ↓

Wed, Oct 01 2014, 7:41 pm

Quote:

Fine-tooth combs are used to dispatch lice. The logical conclusion is that Bill Bailey was a louse.

Ah, thank you. That clears it up. I always wondered, I guess.

Or that she suspected him of having lice? Perhaps that's why she put him out?

↑ debsey ↓

Wed, Oct 01 2014, 11:01 pm

Lose Weight Quickly and Easily

Um, do we have a "fiction" forum?