What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, May 12 2014, 6:05 pm

"PSA: Many BC pills are Dairy"

just wait 6 hours before having zex waiting

↑ Mrs Bissli ↓

Mon, May 12 2014, 6:32 pm

"Shell for David's Bridal Dress"
Same-gender marriage coming soon to your neighbourhood...

"Once Upon a Sheitel"
I read it as Once Upon a Shtetel.
A very expensive and long bedtime story for children

"Plus size Sites"
You can usually click on the magnifying glass icon on lower right if you want fonts on websites to be displayed bigger.

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, May 12 2014, 7:24 pm

Do you read the serials first?

I read the milk carton first, then the cereals.

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, May 12 2014, 8:02 pm

"I only look like I'm pregnant in the aftn and evening"

you probably have morning sickness ...

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, May 12 2014, 9:28 pm

making soup with turkey carcass

he may be inept in the kitchen, but that's still not a nice way to refer to your dh

debsey ↓

Mon, May 12 2014, 9:53 pm

Shabbos shoes for toddler

...OK, that's NOT a fair trade. I mean, I've heard of shoes costing an arm and a leg, but the ENTIRE toddler?

↑ groovy1224 ↓

Mon, May 12 2014, 10:09 pm

"Having a Pet Doesn't Make You a Mother"

Well duh,everyone knows you have to click the "Post Anonymously" button to become amother..

↑ debsey ↓

Tue, May 13 2014, 11:04 am

My head is spinning, what is going on in the frum community

...well, for one thing, we've forgotten how to use punctuation! There's this little thing called a question mark. It looks like this ? and it's found next to your right shift key, which you have to press in order to use it.
For further clarification, read Eats Shoots and Leaves.

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, May 13 2014, 11:34 am

"Roizy's kokosh cake- how do you cut it"

first I suggest you ask roizy if you could eat it - then if she says yes I suggest using a knife

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, May 13 2014, 2:40 pm

I don't understand my tlush

I can't be the only one who misread that as "I don't understand my tush."

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, May 13 2014, 3:13 pm

"ISO recipes for outdoor grill"

~get a few rocks
~collect some branches & twigs - preferably dried
~then light a match
~put a grate over the fire

↑ Rutabaga ↓

Tue, May 13 2014, 3:27 pm

How to approach sisters SB issues?

With a 10-foot pole

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, May 13 2014, 4:35 pm

"Never forgetting where you came from - why is that bad?"

I'm from brooklyn ~ fuhgeddaboudit !!!

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, May 13 2014, 5:12 pm

DrMom wrote:

I don't understand my tlush

I can't be the only one who misread that as "I don't understand my tush."

Guilty as charged.

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Wed, May 14 2014, 7:28 am

Poem needed about CULTURE - ASAP (please)

When your throat begins to ache,
It can be strep, I'm sure you know.
A big cotton swab the doctor will take
And into your throat it has to go.