What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ Redbird

Mon, Mar 31 2014, 9:32 pm

Dentist before mikvah

You need a professional dental cleaning before mikvah? OCD on a whole new level!

↑ pumpernickle ↓

Mon, Mar 31 2014, 10:04 pm

imasoftov wrote:

Happy ending after finding dh's web history...? Please share

Am I the only person on this site who knows the slang meaning of "happy ending"?

Thought the same but then again, tried not to voice it....lol

↑ 33055 ↓

Mon, Mar 31 2014, 10:54 pm

Under controversial topics:

Hair in food

What could possibly be the pro side in this debate?

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Apr 01 2014, 12:22 am

"tape camel who wouldn't drink water"

you can tape a camel to water but you can't make him drink

↑ imasoftov ↓

Tue, Apr 01 2014, 11:36 am

imasoftov wrote:

Happy ending after finding dh's web history...? Please share

Am I the only person on this site who knows the slang meaning of "happy ending"?

And now, "[filth] and pleasuring go hand-in-hand".

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Apr 01 2014, 12:12 pm

"did somebody got pregnant with mirena?"

she does have several cute kiddies Wink

↑ IMHopinion ↓

Tue, Apr 01 2014, 12:38 pm

ISO washer/dryer Gemach Brooklyn, sick husband

How's a Gemach a cure for your sick husband?
Or are your just searching for that Gemach, and for a sick husband too?

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Apr 01 2014, 1:00 pm

IMHopinion wrote:

ISO washer/dryer Gemach Brooklyn, sick husband

How's a Gemach a cure for your sick husband?
Or are your just searching for that Gemach, and for a sick husband too?

some things are not funny ~ especially having a sick spouse

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Apr 01 2014, 2:48 pm

"Took mini pill 35 min late. Am I safe for tonight?"

can you give us 9 months to respond

↑ IMHopinion ↓

Tue, Apr 01 2014, 3:52 pm

greenfire wrote:

some things are not funny ~ especially having a sick spouse

Oh my I'm realizing now I might have offended the OP. I didn't even open that thread at all, I just posted here as I saw the thread title. I was thinking sick as in the flu.

Refuah Shelaime to OPs husband.

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Tue, Apr 01 2014, 8:21 pm

Help me find a match!

1- Groceries usually sell matches.

2- I can recommend a good Shadchan.

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Tue, Apr 01 2014, 8:45 pm

Some traveling Qs...

The Q's are going on a trip. Sorry, A's, B's and C's, you're not invited.

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Apr 01 2014, 8:46 pm

the world's best mom wrote:

Some traveling Qs...

The Q's are going on a trip. Sorry, A's, B's and C's, you're not invited.

ya know I kept seeing traveling Q's ... like on sesame street ... but I couldn't articulate the thought

↑ yo'ma ↓

Tue, Apr 01 2014, 9:22 pm

I don't know what the song is about and I didn't open the thread, but this is the first thing I thought of and I can't get the song out of my head now Banging head

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DNPjeIamsck
If someone already posted this because it's not a new thread, I apologize.

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Apr 01 2014, 9:37 pm

"Mikvah in Melbourne?"

where they replace kosher with downunder

↑ cookiecutter ↓

Tue, Apr 01 2014, 11:39 pm

Pregnancy
Rathauser or Abdelhak

Is that supposed to be cute and trendy? What is wrong with simple names like Moshe or David for a boy, or Rivka or Esther for a girl?

↑ imasoftov ↓

Wed, Apr 02 2014, 1:13 am

Do you love your washer dryer?

We're just friends, but we spend so much time together that I think it's developing a crush for me.

↑ Sanguine ↓

Wed, Apr 02 2014, 2:32 am

Rebbi calling ds 15 bad names in front of the class

A Rebbi knows 15 bad names? Maybe from Kazablan - כולנו יהודים (did he sing it?)

אתה חמור
אתה נבל
אתה גנב
אתה שפל
אתה חזיר
אתה שמן
אתה נבזה
אתה חמור
אתה טיפש
אתה נבל
אתה גנב
אתה רמאי
אתה שפל
אתה חזיר
אתה שמן
אתה נבזה

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Apr 02 2014, 8:01 am

Sanguine, great blast from the past!

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Apr 02 2014, 5:13 pm

"Do you love your washer dryer?"

yes I do ... & I won't give them up - even when they get cranky on me